Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Can you smell the Schlidaveur in the wind?

Can you smell it team? Here are the rosters for Friday night.
Please let me know if you are listed here and CANNOT make the game. Jim, I know you were on the fence but if you come please bring your goalie stuff. It seems I've found our other goalie and he should be there Friday.
Hi Mike...welcome back!


I'll post rosters for next week's games shortly.








4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's the opening line on this game? Vegas says Schlitz at +2, over/under is 6.

Anonymous said...

I think "scouting" section is missing our Friday's little-known opponent - Schlitz...

Anonymous said...

Schlitz Scouting Report

Speed: They are as loud as very fast skaters. Often build up so much velocity they must use the boards to stop.
Size: Impressive size overall, but distributed unconventionally.
Checking: Crushing checkers, mostly of themselves and teammates.
Defense: They often employ a unique strategy of handing over the puck in their defensive zone, hoping that the opponent will fail to score on easy chances and become demoralized.
Goal: Goalie protects 5 hole well, but leaves open 6 through 10 holes.
Intangibles: They have maturity in abundance. Only rarely get into fights with each other. Hold their liquor reasonably well. Masters of creative if not always well-timed profanity.

The Bearded Dan said...

I'm bringing an extra roll of foil for tonight