Monday, March 31, 2008

Rematch with the 'Freeze Tonight!

Cadavers(24) vs. Deep Freeze
Monday March 31st
10:10pm Dedham


Last game of the regular season for the Cads.
The Skating Dead are looking to get a win to gain some momentum going in to the playoffs. The Cads are already unbeaten since Feburary (2-0-1) and 4-2-3 since the first of the year. Just in case you are wondering... 10-8-5 overall.



Let's not forget people, that this Deep Freeze team is the one that put a ringing hurt on the Schlitz back at the end of Feb. Let's make sure that doesn't happen again tonight. Chances are we will see these guys in the Playoffs so lets have a good turnout and go right after them.

As far as I know the roster remains as it was last week. Any last minute changes need to get to management right away. This will be the last chance to get your points in for the regular season scoring/pims titles.

*Tonights Roster*
G=Mike Gash
Roman Kurin
Matvey Nikhamik
Mike Campbell
Chris Fosdick
Ken Goldenberg
Mike Hammitt
Dan Gregson
Greg James
George Moorachian
Mike Daley
Blake Underhill
Marc Valenti
Chuck Slate

On another note, anyone who needs to get checks to Mr.Kilroy, let's make that happen tonight, as today is the deadline for payment to the league. Thanks to everyone who has decided to join us for the Summer. Looks like the two team experiment will have some legs after all....

Go Zombies Go.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Suds Boil Lobstahs!

Schlitz(24) vs. Lobsters
Wednesday March 26
10:30pm Canton

5-0 Win!



A good night for the 'cans and a good turn out of an even 13, once KP showed just before gametime, and the return of Mike Gash, Dr.Zero inbetween the pipes. Things looked good for the yellow as the Crustaceans didn’t exactly have a deep bench… but we all know that pregame looks can be deceiving.
Here’s the breakdown of players
D1-Campbell, James
D2 – Moorachian, JFoz
O1 –Larry, C Foz, Blake U
O2- Nelson, Parker, Pounds
O3- iJosh, Kenny, Hammit
Again, a good looking lineup, and a nice deep bench for the Brew Crew.

We settled into the game against the usually “weak” Lobsters, and immediately found ourselves in a very tight game with some good young skaters. Let me emphasize that young part again. That young thing is like Kryptonite to the skating Cans and the Red mounted some nice chances early and moved the puck pretty well.

It wasn’t long however until the Yellow got nipped by the Pentaly Bug (as they have so often this season) and Campbell went to the sin bin for a slash, just a minute into the game. The good news was that the Gold PK was excellent all night. Of course it had to be, getting several chances courtesy of a nice hand full of PIMs distributed between Mrss. Hammitt (3), Campbell(1), and James (1). Greg would take his break in the bin with about 5 mins left in the first.

The teams were evenly matched, and really the grind was on. It was clear they were going to stay in the game, and get their chances courtesy of our indiscretions. The game went to the second period with no score.

The second was all grind from start to finish. Gash turned away some good chances early and the Gold began to mount some offense, finally starting to at least get some bids on their keeper, who wasn’t tested much in the first two frames. Mike Hammitt began his acent back into the top 5 for the Campbell award with 2 penalties, a Roughing call about a minute in, and a Slash with about a minute left in the period. The PK again was strong, and the hard work was good all the way around. Despite the 2 kills the Gold was starting to make some things happen in the Red zone. The point is, The Cans began actually knocking on the door as the period wound down. The Red were tiring and it was clear we had to keep the pressure up to break through. No score after 2.

It didn’t take long for the press to break the Lobster’s defense in the early 3rd. The first line of Larry, Chris, and Blake gained the zone and started to cycle. Larry worked the puck low, shedding a defenseman and got the puck over to Chris on the right side of the net in a scramble. Chris zipped the puck over to Blake who was standing right where he was supposed to be (nearly on top of the goalie) and he finished the play, banging home the FIRST GOAL OF HIS HOCKEY CAREER for the lead. It was nice work from that line, whom had ben desperate to get something going all night. Larry and Chris on the assist. It wasn’t long after that the Gold would get another.

This time George Moorachian showed the legs that have helped the team so often. Swinging around our zone after breaking up the Red play, George swooped up ice, weaving quickly through center ice traffic only to turn one defensemen then met the other in a collision right in front, that resulted in the puck sliding over the line in the pile of bodies in the crease. Their guy clearly took George down, but after a long time sorting people out, the Zebra’s awarded the goal and brought the faceoff back to center ice. Credit George the goal, unassisted. Once more the Penatly bug nipped the ‘cans, and Hammitt went for his third, and subsequent eject button, at 11:04 remaining in the game. The PK was strong again, holding the Red down and keeping the zero intact.

Not long after the kill, that first group would be heard from again. This time Chris Fosdick made a really nice wrap around move coming right to left around the net and burying the bid for a nice 3-0 lead. Credit Underhill on the assist, giving him is first multiple point game as well. The Lobsters, who really had played well all night were clearly out of gas, and were in kill the clock mode. They did a little floating trying to catch our D but were never able to get anything going.

Ubiquitous Cagey Vet, Nelson Sharfman wouldn’t let the opportunity pass as he scored on a typical hard work effort, supplied from linemates Scott and Ken with 4 minutes remaining.
And yes, that still wasn't all. Like Sharks smelling the blood in the water the Gold kept after it. This time another end to end by Greg James. As he turned out of our zone and began gathering steam up ice you could hear "Freight Train!" yelled from several different sources. Greg didn't dissapoint banging the shot through the keeper for the nightcap, unassisted with less than 30 ticks left on the clock.

Great work by all involved. The Suds Pride was in full effect as we simply wore out our opponent and finally got the chances to fall. Nice way to wrap up the regular season for the Schlitz. Great work by one and all.

Game Stars
3rd Star: Chris Fosdick. A nice 2 point night for Chris, assisting on Blakes first (and eventual game winner) and then the beauty of a wrap around that really iced it for us.
2nd Star: A nice return to form for Dr.Zero, Mike Gash. Some critical saves by Mike right after we scored to go ahead really took the wind out of the Lobster's sails. Great work.
1st Star: Ladies and Gentlemen.... can it be any other? That's right. Breaking his Cherry for his first career goal, his first game winning goal at that, and first ever multi-point game (assist on Chris' goal) Blake Underhill takes home number one star for the night. Blake was never intimidated by the opponent, or skating with Larry and Chris, and really played great, keeping up with all concerned. You can tell he's hooked now folks. Blake, great job, enjoy the rush and savor it for a while, you really have come a long way from just strapping on skates for the first time less than a year ago. Congratulations.



HM1: George... dude covers a lot of ground.
HM2: Greg "Freight Train" James. Nice work.
HM3: Nelson. Consistantly outworking opponents since 1995 and earlier...also linemates Ken and Scott for great effort all night. (and a point each)
HM4: Kevin Parker. Almost had a couple if things bounced his way.

Fourth Period honors to everyone who stuck around. Campbell and Pounds for beer (as usual).
These notes from after the game are from Mike Campbell...
1.) Scout's in trouble. Trouble deep!
[It seems Kilroy is holding Campbell's dog hostage... apparently for "concubine" services for his dog... Neil Diamond... really that's his dog's name.]
2.) Greg might not really be Canadian...
[This came to our attention when Greg didn't know what plus/minus is...]
3.) Don't go 79 mph on 128. It will cost you $240.
[ouch]
4.) Operators for Disneyland's "It's a Small World" ride have a higher suicide rate than any other profession.
[...]
5.) Our Jersey;s need names... Everyone of us needs "Statto" on our backs.
[I'm in if everyone else is]
~ Mike

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Lobsters, and another chance at the Freeze.

Team.
Down to the last two games for each squad.
Wednesday night this week against the Lobsters. It'd be nice for the Skating Beercans to close out the season with a win. They need one just to pull back to .500 (9-10-4). This is the scheduled line up so far.

Schlitz Wednesday 3/26 vs. Lobsters; Canton 10:20pm
Mike Campbell
Ijosh Greenstein
Nelson Sharfman
Jeff Fosdick
Ken Goldenberg
Scott Pounds
Mike Hammitt
George Moorachian
Blake Underhill
Mark Bates
Kevin Parker
Matt Kilroy
Greg James


Get your responses in to Kilroy if you haven't already. Let's have a strong finish.

Next week we've got a Monday night tilt with the Deep Freeze coming up. Do I need to remind you all about the last time we played the Freeze? Something keeps ringing in my head about that game... can't place it.
Let's be on our toes and ready to handle this one, eh? This is the tenative roster, so lets get a good turn out and put one over on these guys.

Cadavers Monday 3/31 Dedahm vs DeepFreeze 10:10pm
Roman Kurin
Matvey Nikhamik
Mike Campbell
Chris Fosdick
Ken Goldenberg
Mike Hammitt
Dan Gregson
Greg James
George Moorachian
Mike Daley
Blake Underhill
Mark Bates
Marc Valenti
Chuck Slate

Let's make sure we come away with something from this one. Be nice to win it.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Stats update for all you 'ho's!


Ok Team. Here's the scoop. One game left for both teams, 23 played for each. So there is still technically 2 chances left to "pump up" your numbers, or close in on the coveted Mike Campbell award, if infamy is more your thing. We'll do another update for "end of the regular season" and then one again for the playoffs.

Some interesting things to check out here as the race for points leader comes right down to the wire. Sorry about the bad photoshop... it was all I had time to pull off. Nice rack Larry....

Perennial favorite Larry Bell holds onto a 2 point lead in the top spot, after a relatively slow start, with an impressive 29 points in 23 games played. Right behind him, and well within striking distance, is the preeminent Cagey Veteran Nelson Sharfman with an even more impressive 27 points in just 18 games played. That's a wopping 1.50 Points per game. Not bad for a guy who has been fighting injuries all year.
Also lingering close by is rookie Mike Daley who has had a very nice season so far with 26 points in 22 games.

As always... click to enlarge the stat sheet.


Rounding out the top five are another pair of capable veterans Roman Kurin (25 pts) and iJosh Greenstein (23 pts), are both capable of coming up big and making a run for the top couple spots.


Over on the infamy side of things, check out Mike Campbell showing his dominance in the race to reclaim his namesake award. This one went to Mike Hammitt the last two seasons, but Campbell clearly had his heart set on this years award going to the sin bin early and often. Meanwhile Larry is close behind in his quest to lead everything, and rookie Marc Valenti looks like he could be a force for seasons to come in this department. He's done a nice job competing with the established guys for the PIMs race. Hard to believe but Hammitt has dropped out of the top five here, surpassed statistically by Greg James and Billy Pearlman, all of whom are capable of adding to their totals in the final week. This one is worth watching too.


I'd like to drop in a quick note on the goalies. Mike Gash (OEJ) continues to be the horse, doing nice consistant work all year sporting a nice 10-4-3 record with a 1.94 GAA. Those numbers are as good as you can ask for in this league, and we appreciate your good play Mike. Matt Kilroy continues to develop despite some difficult nights, and it is something to say that his GAA is under 5 given that he played in 13 games and a few got out of hand. Clearly he will be improving on his record as he continues to develop. Great work. The Substitue goalie collumn includes all of the various fill- ins so I wanted to break out Brian Carey's numbers because he's done some nice work for us lately too. In 6 games played for us he is 3-2-1 with a 2.50 GAA (again... just about all you can ask for in this division). Granted he had 2 games against clinic teams, but he also faced our toughest opponent of the year the Golden Gophers, and the Tigers twice. So good work all around, and nice to have you aboard Brian.

Let's keep in mind that the playoffs are around the corner. As per usuall we probably won't get a schedule until just before the games are played... sometimes as close as 48 hours away. It is possible the league will schedule us during the week of that last game coming up.

There are the last two games, The Schlitz play Wednesday 3/26 in Canton @10:20 against the Lobsters, and the Cadavers play Monday 3/31 in Dedham at 10:10 against the Deep Freeze. We could really use both games to gain some momentum going into the playoffs. Check your email for rosters, we'll do a doublecheck at the begining of next week.
Also remember that the Good looking/Bad looking teams are set for the playoffs. So if you played for the Cads in the last Schlidaveur, that's who you play with in the post-season. Likewise for the 'cans... you handsome devils...
As always... all comments and sugestions and mistake pointing out is welcome.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Cans and Cats Showdown in Canton

Schlitz (24) vs Tigers
Monday March 17
Canton 9:10pm

3-3 Tie

Another interesting night at the rink for the Beercans and the quest to finally put one over on the Tigers, a good solid team that has had a knack of coming back on us, or just plain beating us. See Tigers games. Going into last night, we are a collective 0-3-4 against these guys this season, our only wins against them coming last summer. Get this... all four ties ended 3-3. I guess that last night's score should have come as no surprise to anyone.
There was reason for optimism last night as the Mighty Beercans dressed a spiffy 13 man roster that should have been able to run with anyone in our division. Here is the breakdown on the personel.
Goalie: Brian
Defense 1: DWH, Pearlman
Defense 2: Valenti, Jeff Foz
Offense 1: Bell, Daley, and Jasse
Offense 2: Nelson, George, Elliott
Offense 3: Capraro, Pounds, Slate

Pretty good lineup. Wouldn't you say? There was much reason for hope that tonight would be the night for us to finally break through against this team.
Just as the puck dropped and things got underway Jeff Foz pipes up and says something to the effect of, "Ok, short shifts, lets play hard, the first goal is key. Let's get it." The words were still coming out of his facemask when the Tigers made a nice play in our zone, a quick pass and buried the shot for a 1-0 lead. Not 30 seconds into the game. Woah.
The 'Cans looked out of sorts, no rythem developing at all, thanks to the smothering play of the Tigers defensemen who seemed to be everywhere an outlet pass was made. There were not so many chances from the Gold as the period wore on and we knew that we would have our hands full all night.
With 6 minutes remaining Jeff tried to make a clear from directly in front of Brian, however he didn't bother to look first (there was a lot of this going on) and put the puck right on the stick of one of thier good D. Just to make sure the play was complete Jeff screened Brian for the shot that went right past both of them and into the net for a 2-0 lead for the Cats.
Not so good.
Before the period was over, in fact with one minute left, the Tigers would score again, this time on a longer shot that Brian was unable to get a clean handle on. The first period would mercifully end with the "no longer so optimistic" Schlitz in a 3-0 hole.

Fortunately, friend reader of the blog, I have better news to report about the second and third periods. We made a lineup change and sent Jeff up to George's position on the Nelson line and George got more ice time skating with Valenti every other shift. This was a good move because George was all over the place. Seemingly without fatigue he made several rushes as the game went on often circling around the zone and getting back on D before the play came back up ice. He did great work all night and helped turn the tide as the Beercan's chances slowly increased as the game wore on.
Things turned for the better as the Third period began. Nelson took the faceoff and made a break with Elliott into the Tigers zone. One of thier D broke up the play (as they did all night long) with a poke check that sent the puck away from Matt to the top of the zone where a trailing Jeff Fosdick picked it up. Jeff shot high, but thanks to some form of deflection the puck sailed over the goalies glove and into the top of the net to finally break the ice for the Gold. There was the spark, and a crack we could work to open, and crawl back in the game.

Everyone in Gold should be very proud of the effort put forth, the chances continued to grow as we wore down the Tigers, and clearly gathered momentum.

With 10 and a half minutes remaining the Schlitz struck again, this time on a pattented Marc Valenti slapper that went low and fast to the back of the net and brought the game back to a 1 goal deficit. The Tigers could feel it slipping away but still were unable to mount much offense against the smothering Gold D corps, and Brian. Good work by all.
Less than 3 minutes later (7:45 remaining) Mike Daley's hard work paid off with a nice move out of the corner and in front with a nice shot tied the game. Credit another hard worker Pete Capraro with the assist. Both guys were up and down the ice doing all they could and it was appropriate that they combined for the tieing goal.
The Schlitz were riding the momentum and showed no signs of letting off the gas as they continued to fly around the puck, getting it deep in the Tiger end, and generating shots. The next wrinkle came with 5 minutes remaining. Billy Pearlman was whistled off for a hook. It was only a matter of time before the Zebras got involved given that there had been quite a bit of "give and take" going on all night long. Of course it went against us...
Kudos to the PK because the 'Cans kept after it and executed a nice kill. Unfortunatley the trend had been started and at 2:40 Larry was called for a crosscheck and he went to the box. This wasn't too bad as we continued the kill, but Pearlman went again, thanks to a dubious call, at 1:12. This left us down 5-3 for about 15 seconds. Larry came back and despite the scramble the Gold were able to fend off a few strong chances from the Tigers in that last minute to secure the tie.
Another epic 3-3 tie with the Tigers. Nice that this time we were the ones who came back this time, and they were the ones who let it slip away. We will definitly be seeing these guys in the playoffs at some point, and we'll need to have a good game just to hang with them.
Good work to all last night, nice to salvage a point from our dreadful start.

Game Stars.
3rd Star: Brian. Despite a tough 1st period, Brian made some nice saves to shut them down for the last 2 periods and keep us in the game. Thanks.
2nd Star: Valenti and Daley. A shared star for the guys who scored (without deflections) and also showed grit and played hard all night long. Marc has become a solid factor at both ends of the ice, and Mike just plain gets after it. Good work guys.
1st Star: Talk about getting after it. George Moorachian didn't figure in the scoring but he figured in everything else. "Ace" covered all kinds of ground figuring heavily in plays in our own and as well as offensivley. If we could all skate like that..... we wouldn't be us. Great job.

Honorable Mention 1: Fosdick saving some "face" with that lucky goal.
Honorable Mention 2: Everyone who brought out a water bottle to the bench.
Honorable Mention 3: The Pete, Chuck and Scott line. Hard work and solid chances all night. Chuck is sure to be thinking about the open net from the first period today....
Honorable Mention 4: Scorekeeper Larry Hudson. Best scoresheets in the league. Thanks.
Fourth Period Honors: Scott Pounds. The Green St.Pattys Bud Lights were once again the perfect beer for the occasion, served at optimum temperature. You the Man Scott.

Ok. I promise a Stats Update before the end of the week for all you 'Ho's out there wondering where you stand.
Also we'll stay in touch and let you know as soon as we do about the playoff schedule, both teams will make it so we ought to be in for some fun, and perhaps even another Playoff Schlidaveur... hmmm that would mean a rematch of the good looking - butt ugly game... interesting.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Winning Ugly. Zombies toast Prettyboy Beercans

Cadavers(23) vs Schlitz(23)
Sunday March 9
Dedham 9pm

Cadavers 4
Schlitz 1



An epic night at the very nice (and very cold) new Dedham arena. The Cadavers put down the (relatively speaking) better looking Schlitz, and came out looking much the better at the end of the evening. The gold made the effort, backstopped by the CEO-BMF Matt Kilroy who played great, but they just couldn't put it together. Some great play up and down as the game was 1-0 for a long time from what I recall.
The blogger apologises for the hacked post but after getting to rink and realizing the terrible, terrible mistake I'd made, I tried to gut (hrm..bad choice) it out and play, but left the bench in the mid 2nd period to spare you all the color and shapes of my intestines. I actually made it all the way home, teeth clenched, eyes crossed. I arrived to then examine the contents of the deepest parts of me as they continually came out for then next 8 hours. Fun.
Sorry to "share" so much but, I'm just starting to feel semi-human again and feel the need.
I'm going to hand it over to our pinch-hitting blogger iJosh (who's been hitting for strong average) for a brief wrap on the game action.

Since you couldn't stomach sticking around, I'll just spew out the details.

Winning Ugly:

It seems that the "Pretty Boys" just didn't have the toughness needed to play with the "Rugged Boys". Anyway, the game would start out without much ado. A few opportunities on either side, but nothing on the scoreboard. Then the Jass-Man would add to his assist totals as he would feed Larry who finished the deal to start off the scoring.
That is the way that the 1st period would end. In the second more of the same. Lots of good play, but no goals early. Then George would see Hammitt running up the right boards and hit him tape to tape. Hammitt would get ahead of Roman toward the net and beat Kilroy top side right. Later in the period, iJosh would put pressure on Greg James deep in Schlitz's zone. Greg would center the pass where Matvey stole it and put a shot on goal. Mr. Kilroy would make the initial save, but iJosh would pick up the rebound and tuck it away 5-hole style. That would finish the 2nd period.

In the 3rd, play was again pretty even, but still no breaks for the Suds. Then after a little chaos, Nelson would put one home to close the gap to 3 - 1. In the closing minutes, Schlitz would pull their goalie, but iJosh would gather the puck from (I forget who, but I think Matvey) skate just past center ice and put home the empty netter.
That would be all she wrote as the "Pretty Boys" fall in a not so pretty way.

Penalties to:
Pearlman
Valenti
Valenti
Moorachian
Matvey? check that one.

4th period feature LOTS of beer and a kick-ass sub.

Thanks Josh. You are the man coming through today. Good show by all. I really wish I could have been there...esp. for the beer and the sub. In fact I wanted to be there so much I'd talked myself into ignoring what my body was telling me, namely that I was in for a world of hurt.
Check.
Sorry no game stars, but we can do a supplemental post for this game. In fact thats a good idea, please send me your nominations for games stars and any stories (however short) you'd like to share.
Thanks.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Rosters Set. Who's Hot Who's Not!

The Judges have submitted the Rosters and as they say... It's all over but the cryin'.
Our elite panel decided the best way to lay it out for us. The word was bitter but rang true. The reality is (and I think we all knew this going in...) we aren't what you'd call... a hot bunch of guys. So this is how the Panel was able to set it out in realistic terms.

One group is really a bunch of guys they would consider "hot" after drinking about 2 beers.
That's pretty good if you think about it. These are post-doctoral graduate students we are talking about here... they probably drink a lot.
So we'll take it. They'll be the "Hot after 2 brews" and they will skate as the Schlitz.
Nelson, Parker, J.Foz, Gregson, DWH, C.Foz, Greg, Elliott, Capraro, Chuck, Roman, Valenti, and Kilroy.

So the other group... well according to the judges... its going to take a few more beers.

The second team will be the guys they would consider "hot" after drinking 4 beers.
Again (just the bloggers opinion) I think this isn't so bad... maybe we're not that bad looking after all. They'll be the "Better after 4" and skate as the Cadavers.
Larry, Hammit, Ken/Mitch, BlakeU, iJosh, Mark B., Matvey, Daley, Stephan, Campbell, and Jasse.

So check out the pics and comments for the teams posted below.... and enjoy.

Special thanks from Management go out to our elite panel of judges... Sara and Miriam. We couldn't have run this sham without you. Thanks for being good sports, and thanks for taking the time to give us a clever comment on every selection.
The 'daveurs appreciate it.
We were also glad to see that you guys looked like you had some fun with it.
Thanks again.
J

4 beers team. Cadavers

The "Better after 4 beers" Cadavers


Larry Bell

Judges Comments:

"Up the nose shots are, (unlike up the skirt shots) NOT SEXY."







Mike Hammit

Judges Comments:
"Eye contact is a must."











Ken Goldenberg

Judges Comments:

"Only if the cheerleaders come with you..."














Blake Underhill


Judges Comments
"2 Kids?!? You are already hot for someone else..."













Josh Greenstein


Judges Comments:
"Who is the blond chick you cropped out?"








Mark Bates

Judges Comments:
"Mark, It would be awkward if I put you in the hot pile..."

I think there may have been some conflict of interest here.
B






Matvey Nikhamik

Judges Comments:
"We question your endurance looking that sweaty..."









Mike Daley

Judges Comments:
"Niceness
=/= (does not equal)
Hotness"












Stephan Wennik

Judges Comments:
"Women like it when you at least pretend to be interested!"




Sorry Stephan... this was all I had. I added one of the ones you sent...but it was too late for team selection. Srry.
-B




George Moorachian

Judges Comments:
"Asking a woman to find you attractive when you are clearly at a wedding violates some basic rule of propriety."









Mike Campbell

Judges Comments:
"Matching outfits? Seriously ?!? PS. do your undies match too?"










Mike Jasse


Judges Comments:

"Where else do you have cheetos? Somewhere, Chester is crying."

2 beers team The Schlitz

The "Hot after 2 Beers" Schlitz


Nelson Sharfman


Judges Comments:

"Since Scharf means HOT in German, we had no other option...








Kevin Parker



Judges Comments:


"I like the mountain range behind you. It reminds me of my last vacation. I had fun.










Jeff Fosdick

Judges Comments:

"It's the tongue."













Dan Gregson


Judges Comments:

"I grew up in St. Louis. Fashion has saved you."













Dan Herbert


Judges Comments:

"Blue Boar... 'nuff said."








Greg James


Judges Comments:

"Do your nostrils always look that big? Then again, women do like animals."







Chris Fosdick


Judges Comments:

" Your hair has more body than mine..."












Matt Elliott

Judges Comments:

"Big Beer = Big Sexy!"





Pete Capraro

Judges Comments:

"YES PLEASE!!"

It appears... from the judges comments that Pete might be the only guy that may have required 0 (zero) beers to actually be hot...
way to go Pete
-B



Chuck Slate


Judges Comments:

"Action?... We like action...."










Roman Kurin


Judges Comments:

"No worries... We'll teach you to swim. Lesson 1: remove your shirt...."











Marc Valenti

Judges Comments:

"Is that your wife?! You lucked out!"








Matt Kilroy



Judges Comments:


"What are you digging for?"

Schlidaveur Team Selection... in Progress!


Yes Team... the time is upon us.

Managment has collected all of the relevant data...
(photos) and given the task of team selection to our elite panel.
These two ladies have agreed to judge honestly and ruthlessly to divide our humble group into those that... well lets just say one group that is less good looking than the other... fair?

Stand by friends.... our judges have agreed to not only divide the teams but will offer comments on each submitted photo.


The next post will have a break-down of who is skating with whom, and who made the good looking group... err sorry... the less bad looking group. The blogger plans on posting not only your submissions but the judges comments.

This ought to be good....

Beauty Contest Schlidaveur Sunday Night!

Cadavers (23) vs Schlitz (23)

Sunday March 9th
Dedham Ice Arena
9:00pm

Cadavers 2 wins
Schlitz 2 wins
Ties 1




Hot Damn! Its Schlidaveur time again team! The 6th meeting of the two clubs this winter season with the teams in a virtual deadlock 2-2-1. You can look back on the last five games by clicking Schlidaver W08 over in the tags section... or right there where its hyperlinked.


Management has a quirky new methodology for team selection this time around. That's right your player profiles will be sorted into two groups...one considered (in the eyes of our elite panel of female judges) HOT... the other... well you get the picture.


So... team selection is imminent, I hope you got your pics into Mr. Kilroy... you don't want the blogger to dig a pic up for you ... trust me.

Keep your eye on the blog for team selection and photo display within the next 24 hours.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

For whom the bell tolls...rung up by the Freeze

Schlitz (22) vs Deep Freeze
Thursday February 28th
Boston University 6:50pm

8-4 Loss.


Wow. Not your average game against the 'Freeze this time around. There was a very clear thread that RANG through the stories on this one. Yes the Freeze came out of nowhere with a Ringing win against a well-stocked Beercan Club. Too bad to have extras and add-ons decide one of our division games... but such is life... and the way it goes in the NESHL.

I'm going to turn it over to your emails and comments by they guys who played the game.
Without further ado...
Some excellent summaries from a crew of guest bloggers:
iJOSH
...Ah, the trap game. That is certainly what this one looked like. After having beaten (at least I think) this team before handily and after looking at the number (we had 13 they had 5) we were taking about getting ahead early and often. Not to mention there was quite a large fan base for the gold as the Underhill and Greenstein crew were there in full, pounding on the glass behind the bench. Mrs. Elliott also made an appearance to watch her Matt...
What we didn't realize is that they would recruit from the previous session. Two guys who clearly were a cut above were inserted onto the blue team.

Anyway early on it looked good, Matt looked great in goal. Now only if I could adapt myself to a new position so handily and successfully. He made a few tough saves early on. And we had a few good opportunities, Nelson was just ON all night and Jasse was no slouch either. However our fortunes would change, but not before DWH scores from the high slot after a pass from Nelson.
Their two ringers, specifically #8 were just too good skating. Our best defenders kept getting beat and leaving Matt out to dry. Even when our guys tried to take the body, the opponent would shiftily make their way around. Finally after one of these plays, they would beat Matt to make it 1 -1. They would go ahead 2 - 1 before the period ended.

In the 2nd period, things looked like they could get out of hand. Marc Valenti, in his best effort to win the Mike Campbell award, would get called for hooking. Off he would go to the box. That would prove to be costly as the gold would not be able to hold off the penalty and went down 3 - 1. Shortly after the penalty ended, we would give up yet another goal.
Then Mr. Sharfman put on the cape and went to work. After a very good give and go from Nelson to Jasse just missed, Jasse would feed one to Nelson from behind the net and Nelson knocked it home. On the ensuing face-off, Nelson won the face off going forward, pick up the puck and cruised to his second goal in only a few seconds. That left the score 4-3 bad guys. Rumbling from the bench could be heard, could Nelson get the Natural Hat Trick? Ah but it would not be. The shift would end without another Nelson goal and before he could get back on the ice the score would be 5 - 3.
Then after DWH lead iJosh toward a break away, that he would eventually lose and slam into the board awkwardly (trust me it looked much worse than it felt), he would redeem himself on the next play, taking a pass from Matt Elliott, take a shot and fall. He would collect his own rebound while on the ice and knock it home to make it a one goal deficit, 5 - 4.
That would be all the scoring the red and gold could muster. But certainly not for a lack of trying. Matt Elliot had a few chances that just couldn't get through, he even had men waiting for the rebound, but the goalie just would not give it up. The third would be marred with 2 gold penalties (Valenti and Goldenberg) and 4 blue goals. But despite it all Mr. Kilroy looked absolutely fabu in goal. I think he might have found his true calling. Look out OEJ I think with a little more work, Matt might be challenging your GAA.
The Greenstein clan did not stay for the 4th period, so someone else will have to give a rundown, if there is one.

Great Game story iJosh! Forget OEJ... the blogger is the one getting nervous.

NELSON
Standard story. What would have been a close and interesting game was made non-competitive by a couple of league-mismatch extras. Apparently the other squad was quite short of people so they grabbed some extras from the previous game. They were good. At one point when we had a power play one of their ringers (number 8 on your scorecard) successfully ragged the puck and kept it from us for about a minute and a half. That tells you all you need to know.
Other than that it would have been interesting. We had Kilroy in the pipes and some of our less experienced players up front. We had good defense but they had a legit chick who had the goods. Of course, had they played with only five players (from their own roster) they probably would not have lasted.
We struck first but soon the ringers became aware of some "chinks" in our armor and they went to town. They were up 5-1 at one point and we came back to make it 5-4. They potted the next three and that's how it ended.

iJosh had the fourth[goal]. It was a nice "hustle" goal that he put in as he was going down. He worked hard all night and deserved one. Matt Elliot was a bit snakebit. He had some great opportunities from his linemates but couldn't find a spot past the goalie.
Kilroy had a nice effort back there, but it was unfair to ask him to stop some of those bombs and dekes from the B/C players.
The Jass-man had a beautiful feed from behind the net for one of my goals.

KILROY
8-4 them. …they were on the edge of not having enough players. They picked up at least 1 for sure probably 3 from the game before so they had 7 skaters, we had 13. But the game before was a B level game easy. And one guy they picked up who was really good didn't hold back one bit. He was basically able to get to the goal anytime he wanted and he did a lot. He had 6 points and 3 goals. They had two others that were really good as well. #'s 8, 16, 9. 7 of their goals were scored by one of these three, every goal had one of these three involved, 6 of their goals had a combination of these three, 1 of their goals had all three of these three. Remember this team is below us in the standings and we beat them like 9-1 before. But despite the score we were only 1 or 2 goals behind until the middle of the 3rd.
Nelsons goals were about 20 seconds apart.
Ijosh's goal was a tremendous second effort
, his first shot was stopped and he whacked at it repeatedly as he was falling and basically just got a stick on it as he was horizontal and about to hit the ice and scored.

CAMPBELL
Lost 8 - 4.
We had an army of skaters... Not sure how many overall, but Me and
George, DWH and Valenti on D. Ijosh and Nelson rotated through as
centers.
Wings were Gregson, Bates, Underhill, Mitch, Jasse and I forget who
else.

Goals by DWH, from the right point. Nice wrister middle of the first.
Ijosh got one. Jasse carried the puck behind the net and fed Nelson
beutifully - looked like we had done this once before! - and Nelson
scored (with hard work and determination to stay in the slot, as usual).
Then Nelson took the face off at center ice, won it skated down intot
heir zone and shot and scored again. VERY sweet. Now that I think
about it, not sure if Jasse fed Nelson or iJosh. Either way, he fed,
and they ate, and it was magical.

Kilroy played damn good. The D tried to limit odd man rushes, although
they had a floater all night - number 8. Each of the D had some good
plays where we broke up the passign lanes to the floater. We problably
did that 6 or 7 times overall, and every time it felt really good.
Otherwise, we tried to keep them on the outside, and did that somewhat
effectively. Matty took a dozen or so slapshots from the outside,
mostly right in the chest. There's a mark there today, I bet. He was
also good when they got inside, and didn't' give up any weak, flubbing
goals.
They scored a lot, though. There was a pick-up game before us... I
think some BU vets, actually. REALLY good skaters. A lot of just out
of college kind of guys. The other team was short skaters, so we think
they picked up two from the game before us. One guy, number 8, had six
of their points. He was way out of our league - taking the puck
stickhandling, playing it off his skates, behind the back - dick moves.
We stayed in it, and skated hard, but those two guys were just a lot better than us.

They also had a pretty good girl. She got a couple of goals too, and
generally I tried to make her pay for them. She was none to fond of me,
and since you're going to hear it from someone - likely Kilroy -
I'll tell you about their eighth goal. Late in the third, I was covering
Lady Bing in the slot and, like I said, she didn't like being covered,
but I didn't like losing either, so I stuck with it. We cleared the
puck to the neutral zone, but it got tied up with two or three guys
along the board, in front of our bench. Gregson was in there, I was in
there. One or two of their guys as well. Finally the puck comes free
onto my stick, between our blue line and their red line on the boards.
For some reason I have yet to figure out (I think it's because I suck,
but there may be another reason), the puck left my stick, bounced off
the boards five feet away, and back out to Lady Bing another five feet
away, skatinginto our zone. F*CK. Now I've got to go catch her.
Remember two things. 1.) It's late in the third, and 2.) I suck.
Despite my best efforts to catch her, and keep her outside, a diving,
stretching, swing of the stick at the puck, she buried it past Kilroy.
He may tell you what he was thinking, but it was something like, "I
can't believe he's gonna let her do that."

After she scored I remained on the ice, and reflected for a moment on
how much I suck.
DWH skated onto the ice to change shifts. He pointed out that if I
hadn't made her so mad - she might not have scored on me like that. He
made a good point.

Overall, good skate though. Without their last minute additions, it
would have been a good tight game. We have a damn good crew of guys. I
guess it's always a good crew of guys and that's why I keep coming back.
Even after games when I suck.
A few of hung in the parking lot for a beer or two but it was ass cold.
After sharing stories about being ejected from night clubs, we all
headed home. I tried to coerce Jasse into Poppers at the Fours, but he
had a sick house hold and had to behave. Probably a good call. I would
have made him smoke, smoke and drink 29 beers.
I don't suck at that.
That's all for now...
~ Mike

Mike. You don't suck at lots of things. In fact most things. Thanks for the great story. Sorry to put the whole thing on here but its all good stuff. I like your analysis.

Here are Kirloy's thoughts on the 8th goal.
Yes, the eighth goal. My fault despite what Mike says. It was the weakest of the bunch, I was a spectator and let me tell you of what. As soon as it was clear that they had ringers (and I think the girl was one of the ringers. she was very good) Mike understandably put away his Mr. Nice Guy style and adopted his "If I catch you I'm gonna let you know I'm there" style. He is generally egalitarian about his choice of recipients but they only had 7 and the girl was a forward on Mike's side so he saw her a lot.
Basically he enthusiastically greeted her every time they were in our zone together, eliciting multiple questioning, firm verbal opinions from her about Mike. After several such meetings with slight escalation every time. Well this last time, late in the 3rd, I see her and Mike mixing it up at full speed and basically think 'I wonder what form Mike's enthusiastic greeting is going to take?'. It is late in the third and we are losing 7-4 so I figure this is going to be a good one. So I sit back and watch. Whatever happens it is most likely going to end with both of them on the ice and probably Mike going to the sin bin. Remarkably it ends up with her in front of me with the puck on her stick. Remember I had already assumed spectator status in my mind so when she shot it I was barely aware what my job was. I barely flinched toward the puck. I did not focus. It was fun to watch though.

That is classic.
There were certainly some stand out performances this week despite the lack of Game Stars due to the loss.
Major Props to all the guys who guest-blogged this week. Sorry to use so much of your emails that made this a longer than average post, but you all had great tales to tell. The blogger thanks you all.