Friday, August 26, 2011

Cadavers vs CH Terriers
Thursday 8/25
Canton 7:00pm



3-0 Win!


The Dead in Red made it back to some winning ways on Thursday night as they took on division opponent the CH Terriers. Nice to see Team Zombie make something happen in the W collumn again.
The Blogger was out of town so this one will be a bare bones rundown.
Here is your roster.
Randy Dudek in Net
D: George, Bauer, iJosh and Baker?
O: Larry, Roman, Matvey, Gregson, Pounds, Jasse, Sharfman, Sullivan, Goldenberg

The looked like it went pretty well.
That Thug Ken Goldenberg went out ofr a trip in the first.
This didn't stop Sully from scoring what was rumored to be a nifty goal a minute later.
End of 1 good guys up 1-0.

Randy had another great game making good stops all night.
In the second Baker(might have been George) and Bauer went for penalties but no blood.

Gregson would score from Nelson to put the Dead up 2-0 after 2.


Baker would finish the game with an empty netter and the game would end 3-0.

Great job. Wish I had more to go on... but there you have it.
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Friday, August 19, 2011

Golden Zombies break the streak!

Cadavers (15) vs Lobsters
Thursday Aug. 18
Dedham 9:00pm


4-3 Win!



The dead in Red... actually yellow thanks to playing the red-backed shellfish... stumbled into Dedham last night like a weary leigonier dragging himself into a desert oasis, desperate for a drink from the cool fountain of victory, our lips parched from the blistering passage of a 9 game winless streak. Its been since June 16th, a night we put the hurt on an undermanned CH Terriers squad, since we'd had our itching thirst slaked. Long overdue, and thankfully the Lobsters provided us with a golden opportunity last night. They were thin on players and only had a few that could really compete, from early on it was clear they were very beatable.
Of course, if you've stopped by here more than 2 or 3 times, you'll know it wasn't all that easy, even against a weaker opponent for us to shake our losing ways.
The Dead in Gold had nearly a full boat with 12 and Randy Dudek in the pipes for his third appearance. Here's your breakdown.

Randy in Net
D1: George, iJosh (yep)
D2: Jeff, Matt Elliot (sloshed)
Centers: Larry, Baker
Wings: Roman, Matvey; Sully, Gregson; Mitch, Dr.Pounds

The pregame locker room had plenty of good optimism. Nice to see iJosh make a return, its been too long since he's laced 'em up with us. Matt Elliot agreed to play D with Jeff, actually talked himself into the job as it was revealed that he'd had quite a number of CL smoothies during pregame and apparently "was up for anything". He also made some slurred remarks about being "dangerous". Jeff was glad for his enthusiasm and agreed to the D pairing right away.

The first period was kind of frustrating. It was clear early on that we could out skate and out play these guys but somehow it wasn't translating into dominant play. In fact we looked like we didn't know exactly what to do with ourselves for half the time. 7 Minuets in the Lobsters would jump on a loose puck to Randy's left and thump it off him and the post into the net for the 1-0 lead. Worse than that one of their capable skaters made a nice play after a good pass and unleashed a strong shot that beat Randy for the 2-0 lead in the closing moments of the period.

So there we were, intermission number 1 and down 2 goals to a weak team. Looking down the barrel of 9 winless games (7 losses, 2 ties) over the last two months. I'm glad to report, that when it was gut check time, Zombie Pride made a comeback.

The Dead in Gold took to it and finally started to make some things happen. Jeff Fosdick led the way on D as he started to push things up ice at every opportunity.
A couple of minutes in he pressed the play up to Larry on the right. Larry gained the zone and made a nice pass back to Jeff who was crashing the net. Jeff took a couple of hacks at it, the keeper let it slip out from under and then Jeff flipped it into the net for the first Zombie score of the night.
The blogger gushes with pride to report that Jeff wasn't even close to being done. A few shifts later as the Gold continued to build momentum and keep things in the Lobster end, Jeff would intercept a clearing pass at the top of the zone. He grabbed the end over end flip with his left glove, plopped it down in front of him and whipped it in to Jim Sullivan who was streaking to the net. Sully took the pass and banged it home for the game tying talley. Nice work on the finish by Sully there.

Other notable items in the second were a handful of stops by Randy and a curious play with Baker and Roman that saw Baker hesitating at the blue line putting Roman off side. The blogger thought this was hilarious. Baker just Romaned... Roman. The period would end with the teams deadlocked at 2.

The Gold continued to roll as the third opened. Jeff again figured in the play as he pushed up ice into the neutral zone. There he led Steve Baker with a pass at the blue line. Baker slipped into the zone, and as the D backed off of him he pulled up and released the hounds in the form of a lasershow slapper that the Red keep had no chance on. Bang. Good guys up 3-2.
Good things continued to happen as everyone got it in gear and made some plays. The forwards were doing a nice job getting things going and keeping the play in the Lobster end when possible. We were a long way from anything like "polished" or "dominating" but it looked good at times.
Baker would strike again, this time from George who made a nice play to Steve. Baker would provide the nice finish again with a wicked shot that put the Gold up 4-2 with less than 5 minutes left in the game.
Now... The Gold could certainly taste it, but as stated earlier, we don't like to make anything easier on ourselves. So there was the standard chase it around out own zone for a couple of the final minutes. This led to a goal with less than 2 minutes left and the score was 4-3.
Regardless, Team Zombie was able to grind this one out, snuffing out any offense the Shellfish could muster in the closing moments. Felt good.

Game Stars (whoa... its been a long time) 3rd Star: Larry. A nice assist and a lot of hard work all night long. Good solid game.

2nd Star: Pair of goals for Steve Baker and some very nice all around play. Steve has had a great summer working hard and making plays. Good job.

1st Star: The Blogger blushes... but since he was given free license by Larry in the postgame locker room... awards 1st star to hard working Jeff Fosdick. An all effort 1st goal to get things going and then 2 key helpers to keep it going for the Zombies. Nice work big fella. This 3 point outburst puts Jeff among the team leaders with 10 points on the season(tied with Larry and Baker), only 1 back from Jim Sullivan who has 11.

Honorable Mentions:
iJosh for carrying the mail on a regular D shift with George all night. Nice to see you out there dude.
Matt Elliot gets the Mike Campbell drunken defenseman award for surviving the night. Only a few spills but in general Matt played great.
Randy Dudek for hanging with us. He went from blowout loss his first game, to a hard fought tie in his second, to a nice win in his third. Careful dude... we may want to keep you.

4th Period Beerman Honor Roll for Larry Bell who brought a deliciously marinated selection of Limeys in a cooler. Nice to hang with Larry, Ken, iJosh, and George after the game. Been too long since the 4th period followed a nice come from behind win.
Great job Team. (click to make stats big)

Now... not to get too far ahead of ourselves... we stand now 6-7-2 with 2 games remaining over the next 2 Thursday nights. The CH Terriers next week and the Blues the week after. If we can figure out a way to pull these games off we could still finish over .500.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Zombies vs Tripods

Cadavers (14) vs Tripod Allstars
Thursday August 11

BU 8:00pm

3-3 tie



Thursday night at BU gave the Dead in Red another chance to break the current winless streak that has started to dominate this season. The Tripod Allstars stood in the way of our getting back into the W column and wore a mish mash of different green jerseys.
They had a couple of guys that needed watching, a pair of half shields and the dude in the kelly green league shirt who could be trouble. Otherwise we were a pretty even match for these guys and this night’s opportunity was as good as we could have hoped for.
Randy Dudek manned the pipes for the Red, his return representing something like courage or masochism after he got torched the night of the Shock game a week back.
Randy had shown some flashes in the early periods of that game and brought a great attitude and solid hard work to the crease Thursday night at BU and we were glad to have him. Here is how the rest of the roster broke down.
Randy Dudek in Net
D1: Baker, Jeff (Baker would later switch with Parker and play up)

D2: Bauer, Snow
Centers: Sully, Roman

Wings: Scott, Matvey, Parker, Elliot, Jasse


The early going of this one didn’t look great for the Red who seemed to struggle a bit getting their game into gear. The Green did a good job pressing the play when they could, and the Red kind of scrambled for footing in the first 10 minutes. Randy did a nice job on a handful of strong chances and kept us in the early play.
Wish I could tell you otherwise, but the word that kept coming to mind while watching from the bench was... SLOW. That didn’t bode well if we were going to get over on the green Tripods.
The Green would break the ice first after potting a nice play past Randy who didn’t have much help, trust me, I had a great view of it as the guy went right by me… At the end of 1 the good guys were down 1-0.

The second period didn’t really get much better. The Green still spent more time in our end than we did in theirs. They would score again, about 5 minutes in. This time one of the half shields broke around Steve, after colliding with him, and ripped a sick wrist shot that went top shelf over the keeper.
The momentum would keep sliding away from the Dead as the clock went under 7 minutes the Tripods would land yet another one, on another high wrist shot and the game was now 3-0. Gulp. Again, I hate to admit it the feeling on the bench was not exactly one of brimming confidence.

One guy had had enough though. One guy felt the Zombie Pride bubble and stir and none other than Steve Baker would pull Parker out of the face off dot and switched with him, taking the center spot and single handed he would change the tide of the game. Steve won the face off, and playing with palpable anger and effort, pushed the play into the green end. The play went through the D men, and Steve found himself in the crease and on the doorstep where he chopped at his own short rebound and buried the puck to put the Dead on the board and back in the game.
The last few minutes of the period would see the Red at least with a pulse thanks to Bakers resuscitation, but the frame would close with the guys down 3-1... but at least we were alive.

The third would be a grind, as you who read these pages know it usually is. The game was clearly contested again and the sides had plenty of “give and take” with every loose puck. Parker would draw a penalty from the kelly green shirted number 3, a blatant cross check behind the play. Even after the call he had something to say to Kevin about the “checking” nature of the league. Whatever the delusion he sat and the Red shuffled through the power play with no real progress other than more time spent in the offensive zone. Almost as the first penalty expired Matvey would tangle with a Green forward and the two would end up on the ice then in the box with a pair of matching minors.

The teams played 5 on 5 and then the momentum shift became more dramatic when again, one of the Cads took the game on his shoulders and made something happen.

This time it was Jim Sullivan, playing center who would provide the jump. Sully would pick up an outlet/ loose puck just outside our blue line and pressed the play up ice with vigor. He swung around the D on the left then drove across the goal line, shedding defenders on the way, to the crease where he slipped the puck under the sprawling Green keeper and finally went to the ice himself after a bunch of contact in front. Jim came back up ice covered in snow and to a Red bench that was a lot happier and more engaged than earlier in the game.

I’m glad to say at this point that the Zombie revival was not done. As the time now ticked down to the final 5 minutes the Red would continue to get chances despite Green clearly trying to scramble and take the momentum back. Team Zombie kept it coming.
Sully would figure in again as he started another play up through the neutral zone. He swung it wide to Matt Elliot on the right wing who carried it into the zone drawing a guy toward him. Matt then threaded a absolute beauty of a pass back to the high crease where Roman Kurin was streaking. Roman took the pass and flicked it 5 hole past the moving keeper to tie the game. It was a really terrific bang bang play from Elliot to Roman with the nice finish. Just like the the game was tied and the clock was below the 3 minute mark.

I wish I could tell you the story had an even better finish, that the Red found a way to get one more tally in the closing moments to pull out the improbable comeback, but I can’t. You and I, friend reader, will have to be happy with the fact that the Red squelched any and everything that the Green tried to get going in those closing moments, and even turned in a few more shots in anger that at least had the potential to give us the W. You have to admit, coming back from 3-0 on a night when for half the game it looked like we just didn’t have it, will just have to be good enough. A tie is better than an L, and we’ve had too many of those lately, so we’ll take it.

Kudos have to go out to Baker for the paddle board jump start that got things going. They also go out to Sully for the great rush and goal, and to Roman for the most excellent finish on the game tieing goal. Randy deserves a mention here as well, he did a great job all night snuffing out chances. Great work all the way around.

The early game time left an opportunity for a nice 4th period gathering in the BU parking lot. Despite the BUPD cruiser idling 60 yards away, many cold beverages were enjoyed by those that stayed after.

Big props to Dr. Micheal Jasse and Kevin Parker for providing the ice cold goodness that fueled the stories and laughs under the full moon and flickering streetlights in the warm evening. Bauer, Elliot, Parker, Jasse and Fosdick lingered. It had been too long since number 12 joined us not only on the ice but for the postgame.

It was noted at some point that the 4th is declared an automatic win whenever you see the guys from the following game walking to their cars to go. So it was last night.

The cruiser moved on, to the relief of the lingerers, and the evening would end with a better feeling than it started with. Sometimes its enough not to lose, and to have those beers, laughs and stories in the warm moonlight. Thanks guys.



Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Dead in Gold battle the Rats!

Cadavers (13) vs River Rats
Monday Aug 8
Canton 1010
pm


3-1 Loss



The dead in Red hit the Ice in Canton last night as the Dead in Yellow, with new and old faces trying to bust up this miserable streak that the team has been on since the early part of the summer. Newcomer Jay McNamara was manning the pipes for the first time for the Dead and he did a fine job in his first appearance. Jon Carey (brought by his Dad Brian) was home on leave from the Marines and he skated a reunion shift with the forwards for the night. Likewise it was nice to see Eric Snow on the blueline again as he made only his second game for the Cads. Here’s how the roster shook out.

Jay McNamara in net
D1: Eric Snow; Bauer
D2: Baker; Jeff
O1: Sully, Daley, Matvey
O2: Parker, Carey, Elliot
and Doc Pounds did the floating.


The opponent for the night was the River Rats, a club we’ve seen before but very rarely. They usually play in a division one or two above us, and after the debacle last week against the Shock, there was a bit of trepidation in the room about the prospects of being badly outclassed on the ice. The blogger is glad to tell you that this wasn’t quite the case, and the situation was certainly made much better given that the Rats acted with a lot more class and sportsmanship than the F*ckbag Shock.
They were better than us. No question. They had two guys, no face sheild number 6 and blue helmet 18 that were a full step or two above the talent level we are used to. It was clear from early on we’d have to keep a sharp eye on both of those guys whenever they were on the ice.
I’m also glad to report that the Dead in Gold looked at the task at hand and dug right in and played hard matching the Rats intensity and keeping a dull shine on Zombie pride preventing anything from getting out of hand.
The Red forwards did a nice job backchecking, and the D was pretty well shutdown all night. Great play by Steve Baker all night helped anchor that D unit and he must have had 30 stops/breakups over the course of the game. Bauer and Snow worked pretty well together and the Gold limited the Red to short cycles in our end.

More good news. Jay McNamara is a nice find. Kudos from management go to George Moorachian for digging this guy up. He’s got game and shut down the Rat’s big guns a number of times in the first and third. The ‘davuers look forward to seeing him back in the nets sometime soon.

The first period would see a few scrambles in our end but in general the Gold did a nice job reacting to the Rats speed and snuffed out everything they brought. Its notable that the first time the blogger remembered a good hard shot on the red keeper was at about 4 minutes remaining in that period. It would end a 0-0 draw and the Gold clearly had a moral victory at that score.

Really the only bad section of the game for the Cadavers was the beginning of the second period. The Rats would turn on the juice and land a bang bang pass and shoot goal just 15 seconds in. The goal was set up by the speedy number 18 who had serious wheels when he wanted to open it up. They plunked another one in less than a minute later and there was clearly a sinking feeling on the Gold bench. They would hand semi tough though and get their legs back, only to let another one in at the 1130 mark and the game was 3-0, but that was as far as the bleeding would go that period.

The Gold would get the next one on a nice play by Sully and Daley. Mike led the play in the zone 2 on 1 and threaded a beauty of a pass to Sully who ripped a good shot by the Red keeper to make it 3-1. That seemed to buoy the Gold hopes and they seemed to play a bit harder after that.

Each team would take a penalty. In our case Matvey went for a trip with about 4 minutes left in the second. No scoring on either the kill or the power play and the period would end 3-1.

The third would be a grind all the way. The Rats were clearly looking to bust it open but thanks to great plays by both Jay in Net and Baker on the blueline the Gold held them without a score in the final frame. Of course we didn’t generate much offense and didn’t make any ground back on the 2 goal lead. Still it was again a bit of a moral victory just to play to a draw in two of the three periods.

It was all around a very good skate and a nice competitive game that had none of the nonsense from the blowout the week before. A tip of the cap to the Rats for that.
Honorable mentions go out to Mike Daley who played his usual very solid game covering lots of ice with each shift. Sully also looks to be becoming more of himself and showing the occasional flash. Nice to see greybeard vet Kevin Parker out there grinding it up with the offense too.

Management would be remiss not to thank Jon Carey for not just coming out last night, but all for his service to our country. Jon looked really well, and certainly added some muscle (and a new tatoo) over the last few months. Stay safe Jon. It was great to see you and remember you can play with us anytime.

Also nice to see his Dad who seems to be on the mend from shoulder surgery. It will be nice to have him back this winter.

That’s how that one went. The last bit of good news I’ve got for you is that we won the all important 4th period thanks to nice chilly collection of beers brought by Eric Bauer. There was good conversation to go with the beer and a laugh or two in the Canton lot before we called it a night.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Cads Electrocuted. Badly.

Cadavers(12) vs Shock
Monday August 1
Dedham 9:00pm



0-11 loss (yup… that’s right)


The Dead in Red showed up in Dedham last night looking to stay over 500 (5-5-1) and faced the Shock, a group we hadn’t seen for a few months. The Shock were sporting their slick new jerseys, Reebok NHL style with a great new logo, a lightning bolt zapping a skeleton. Schlidaveur management immediately had thoughts of copyright infringement but the lighting bolt was clearly a central part of the logo… so the team lawyers advised against it.

The Shock have a bunch of Mooks that we’ve seen before in a bunch of different configurations, but clearly they have a healthy amount of talent on the roster. Baker commented to Jeff pregame that they had a bunch of really good guys. Baker’s words would be prophetic and it wasn’t long before we found out just how good they were.
Jeff has also decided he may not want to remind the scorekeeper to write down the times of the goals… the scorekeep, Charlie did just as he asked… too bad there were no goals written on the Cadaver side of the sheet.

Here’s a roster breakdown.
Randy Dudek – from the goalie list in Net
D1: Baker, George
D2: Bauer, Fosdick
O1: Scott, Ken, and Elliot
O2: Sully, Larry, and Gregson
Nelson floated between lines.

Well… it took almost no time at all for the Shock to show their class and ability as the their large fat defenseman, number 77, a blockhead named Chris Baron found his way to the box after tripping one of the Cads. Of course he had plenty to say on the way and was clearly just getting his stupid into gear. He would go again only a couple of minutes later when he and Bauer tangled down low in the offensive zone. Bauer came across and Baron planted him with a total crosscheck takedown. Again he had plenty to say along the lines of “slash me again and see what happens’ and more eloquent brilliance as he went to the box. Apparently someone had the gaul to make contact with him. It was difficult not to as A. he takes up so much space, and B he can’t move his fatness very fast one way or the other. He would be only emboldened however as his teammates would be soon to show the flash and ability they had.

The Shock would get on the board when number 24, their no face shield wearing D would get it going and start to take us apart. First he would take the puck at the blue line and turn Jeff like a carousel and flip one past the keeper for the 1-0 lead. A pair of shifts later he would take a loose puck and slide into the slot and unleash a laser that beat Randy cold.

Number 24, Sean Curran was another genius on the Shock and he seemed to be all lathered up to put a hurt on the Red, because apparently we tried to play hard against them, even though we clearly were a step below in talent. Sean is a great player. He’s fortunate that he’s still in his youth, ( I guess mid-late twenties) and the extra weight he carries hasn’t hurt him much yet. He can turn it on whenever he wants and dominate, and coast the rest of the time and have the game well in hand.
Give him another 10 years and he wont be able to move as well when he needs it and will probably turn into a maladjusted pathetic version of the player he could have been who takes a lot of frustrated penalties and doesn’t do much for his team, except add to the class they show on the ice of course.

However that will be down the road, and last night he and the rest of the Shock had more than enough to put a serious hurt on the very pathetic looking Cadavers. It was 3-0 at the end of the first and the Cads were pretty clear on the fact that they’d be fortunate if they could hold them to only 3 a period.
The second would see the Shock land another 3 exactly and their bench was still whooping with the goals up until the 5th, because again, apparently we had the nerve to try against them, as futile as that was. Baker would go for a trip, and Bauer for a slash during the second. I think only one of their 3 goals in that period was on the PP.
6-0 after 2. Baker was melting down by the end of the period and had to be hosed off between periods due to some stupid disagreement with one of the refs. Thankfully he pulled it together and didn’t get himself ejected.

The Shock would keep afer it, and continued to show their class, as they landed two goals in the first 3 minutes of the 3rd. They would send a guy to the box for a slash but the Red had nothing on the PP. The Shock would land another 3 goals, all a bit shakey in the last 5 minutes as the Red clearly had had enough and were ready to be done.

There would be one more classy move on the Shock’s part. Number 10, Derek Phillipon would blatantly cross check Bauer from behind in our own slot in an epic cheap shot with less than a minute left on the clock. Like I said… classy. Nothing like beating a team 11-0 and then taking cheap hacks at them as time winds down. Curran and Baron (24 and 77) had all kinds of things to say during the handshakes too showing true sportsmanship and class all the way.

All I can say is, there may be a chance at redemption somewhere down the road. Douchbaggery begets douchbaggery and really… that’s no way for us to go. Our only option against a team that much better than us is to shut up, play hard and try to socre a goal. Last night wasn’t a horror show, but it sure was embarrasing.

The only bright spoot was beer from Dr. Pounds and Larry Minivan Bell. Ice cold Limeys to sooth the sting and burn of the beating we just took. Thanks guys.

To quote Bauer postgame “ It wasn’t much fun in the bouncy house tonight”
True Fax.