Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Suds and Strippahs Struggle to a tie!

Schlitz vs Alex's
Tuesday 3/29
Canton 910pm

2-2 Tie


The last regular season game of the looong winter season was on tap as the Suds faced the guy's sponsored by the strippers over at Club Alex's.



Here was your gameday roster:
Baker
Bauer
Boisvert
Bell
Elliot
Goodwin
Gregson
Herbert
Kurin
Moorachian
Nikhamik
Pounds
Reynolds
Jon Cole in Net.

Not much in the way of gamestories mailed in from this one. With one notable exception. It seems Steve Baker took exception to a few things done or said... still no specifics and apparently went all Rock 'em Socke 'em Robots on half the Alex's team. Tossed for fighting 3 (that's right) opposing players, Steve outdid himself.

Here were some comments:
Boisvert: Baker got a one game suspension for fighting three guys and he was wearing my shirt so technically I'm suspended.
Nelson: A desperate, last minute, if ill-advised attempt to wrest the Mike Campbell award away from it's rightful owner.
How fair is it that God gives a pair of legs and that kind of shot to a person who, shall we say, is so prone to ill-advised decisions and gives me the Building 19 remnants? Not very.
Valenti: I have not played in months and why am I not surprised that Baker got in a fight with not one…not two…but three guys.
Bauer: I scored two goals during my first shift. Both were with my head down and my eyes shut!

So according to the score sheet the Suds scored early, both Bauer from Bell then fought off the Alex's come back and earned a 2-2 tie against a team that usually outclasses us. (we showed them class!). Alex's scored once just before the end of the first and once halfway through the second. No scoring in the third.

Penalites to Roman (rough) and Baker (Fighting and Game Misconduct)
Oh well. A tie is a tie. At least something interesting happend. Although it would have been more interesting if the sponsors of the opponent had shown up with a few ladies... you know... for the effort...

Its on to the playoffs.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Suds wrangle with Les Bleus

Schlitz vs Blues
Monday 3/21
Cambridge 9:00pm

3-3 Tie


Well hello there, blog readers... hello? Anyone in here? Is this thing on?

The Suds took the ice Monday night to face off against the much improved, division leading Blues in Cambrigde. A new game site, but an old familiar refrain as the teams played another classic in a long history of tight and exciting games.
Here's your Golden Beercan Roster
Jacob Marks (friend of Joe Gordon) in Net
Baker
Bauer
Bell
Daley
Elliot
Gregson
Herbert
Kurin
Moorachian
Nikhamik
Parker
Sharfman
Gordon

The Blogger wasn't in the house for this one, so as usual we will have some excellent Guest Blog selections from the guys that were. The Blogger wants to thank everyone and anyone that chips in a word or some stats that help tell these stories.
I know the blog has been empty this season... but the stories are there, and nothing goes away forever, or stays the same forever. One thing for sure, it simply wouldn't continue to be without your contributions. Thanks. Sorry I haven't been here. I'll get back and up and running.
Alright enough of this:
Here's Captain George Moorachian with tales from the rink:
3-3 tie. It was a pretty fast-paced back and forth game. The tough thing was 1 of the Blues goals was a result of a pass from behind our net going off of the Daley's skate as he was hustling back and stopping in front of the our goal. That one sucked.
The good thing was that we tied the game with something like 13 or 18 sec left, with the goalie pulled... textbook faceoff win by Larry, and awesome slapper by Baker. Actually, with the goalie pulled, prior to that goal, we had a flurry of good shots from the point from DWH and Baker.

Here are the stats:
Goals by period
Cads 1/0/2
Blues 0/2/1
Scoring:
Per 1: Matvey, unassisted
Per 3: Gregson from George, and Baker from Larry

Penalties:
Nelson with a trip in the 3rd
Matvey, crosscheck in the 3rd
Thanks George! Now here's a slightly more colorful recap from defenseman Eric Bauer:

Amazing!
We were down 1 goal late in the game. We pulled the goalie at 2 mins, then they got a penalty with about 50 secs to go.
On the ensuing face off, we stacked four in front of the net with on man on the point. DWH got the puck and got a really good shot off that just missed the net.
Then Matvey got into a small pushing match in front of the net. He off course of ejected with one of the blues. Leaving it at 5 (+ extra skater) on 4.
Next face off, three in front of the net, and two on the point. Baker got the puck off the draw and shot it in for the game tying goal. the puck hit the back iron and made a wonderful "clank" sound.

The place erupted, Carl detonated some dynamite, the Judge and Dr. Beeper both lost 80 grand, Ty Webb got to sleep with Lacey Underalls again, Al Cervick said "hey everybody, we're all gonna shower" (edited for tv), and Danny Noonan went to St. Copius (where there were only two girls and they were both nuns)!"

Classic! Thanks for the words guys. Great job, hanging in there with the Blues.


Special thanks to Jacob Marks for making the long trip and turning in a great game in net. The Schlidaveurs organization thanks you.

Good work. Hey this was fun... maybe we'll have to blog all our games...

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Zombies mauled by Predators

Cadavers vs Predators
Monday 3/14
HinghamA 10:10pm


9-0 Loss



An early week matchup with the pesky Predators ended up being not much of a game as the short benched Zombies got "blowed out" by the irritatingly talented and douchelike Preds.
Here is your Cadavers Roster. Note that the Organization gives a hearty welcome back to John Carey who was back home on leave from his training with the Marine Corps. Great to have you John, and you should know you're welcome anytime.
Cadavers
Brian Carey in Net
John (home on leave) Carey
Nelson
Larry
George
Campbell
Matt Elliot
Scott
Gregson
Parker
Matvey
Roman

Again the Blogger wasn't able to attend this one... continuing this season's theme of... once you run the team, you stop playing... but we did have some comments mailed in from some of the guys that were there.
First off is the Good Doctor Pounds with a nice recap:

"We held them to single digits. They had more than one guy who could skate by us all and roof a backhander over Brian. After it was 7-0 or so our bench started cheering the other team’s goals and asking for autographs after the game. Parker got tossed out for questioning a call. Campbell got three or four minors without getting tossed. "


Hmm. Doesn't sound good. Larry chipped in his 2cents too:
"Lost 7-0 (the scorekeeper must have fallen asleep... the scoresheet has 9 goals) not really close. And to top it off they're a classless bunch of punks"
Thanks Larry. George then broke down the (ugly) stats:

Penalties:
Period 1
Campbell 1:30, trip
Matvey, 1:30, trip
Period 2
Parker, Game (3rd man)
Campbell, 3:00, leg check/rough
Period 3
Matvey, 1:30, unsportsmanlike

GA by period
4/2/3


Well. That doesn't sound so good. Sorry we didn't have more bodies, but it looks like it wouldn't have made a difference.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Final Regular Season 'Daveur a Doozy!

Cadavers vs Schlitz
Tuesday 2/22
Dedham 10:10pm


5-5 Tie(what else did you expect?)


The last scheduled Schlidaveur of the regular season proved to be a memorable one, a tired one, and a tied contest, which has become something of a trend.

Management was hamstrung making rosters for this one. While the whole list would be picked in anticipation of setting the playoff rosters there was a quite small availabliltiy list.

Pregame lockerrooms had 8 for Gold and 6 for Red and a lot of guys saying to themselves “plenty of ice time tonight..:” The result was a 7 on 7 game which was only possible after a lockeroom trade sent Roman from the Gold to the Red to even up the sides.

Cadavers
Brian Carey in net
Greg James
George
Jeff
Larry
Mitch
Scott
Roman(gold trade)

Schlitz
Jon Cole in net
DWH
Bauer
Parker
Daley
Baker
Gregson
Matt Elliot

So there you have it. Going to be a long night for everyone but the two squads faced off and showed a far from breakneck, but totally appropriate moderate pace. There was no lack of trying. Both teams had chances early and clearly were looking to get something going. Both sides had good talent and the game looked pretty even but everyone was cautious given no one knew what the end of the game would look like. Red would jump out to a quick lead. Playing pretty smart and thanks to good forward effort and movement the Cads kept a good chance in the Gold end. Greg James back again from hiatus, and in what he called his “first real game back” let a nice shot go and put the dead up 1-0. Greg also had a couple nice rushes that he broke off like no time had passed at all.

Larry would come up with the next one off the feed from Jeff and the opportunistic Zombies firmly grabbed the upper hand. They werent done either as Jeff would finish a play from Roman and the lead was up to 3-0 by the end of the first. This even after Greg James went for a trip in the first half of the period. Baker took a call for a check in the third but those were the only penalties in the contest. No blood on either.

The second would see the Gold start to come back to life a little. Mike Daley would make a nice play unassisted and zipped one past Brian, who as I recall wasn’t left with much help. The Red was still doing a good job playing their game but it was clear Gold wouldn’t stay down all night.

The Third was a scene. The game opened right up shortly after Roman led of scoring for the Red unassisted. But the Suds would fare much better this period and shortly after Matt Elliot would pick up a rebound a flip it home for the second goal. Red would counter right back when Scott Pounds would take a nice feed from Roman and buried it to make the game 5-2 Red.

Ok. This was close to halfway through the period. I’m not sure because Linda the scorekeeper was chatting away over her BudLite (alleged) filled coffee cup with the ‘boni driver and she couldn’t remember to put the times down. Sigh. Its not like I ask her every time to put the time… sorry.

The Gold were down by 3 goals with less than 10 minutes left but clearly the were still in the game as the Cads were starting to show some cracks. Dan Herbert would rip a wrister on a solo rush and it was a 2 goal game. I’m telling you, the stench of the Red panick was thick but time was dwindling and they still could hold on… maybe.

The Gold were just getting going. Once they started to gain momentum it was impressive. Fueled by Daleys always pumping legs, and DWH’s long strides the Suds really started to press. Baker was caught up in the momentum and seemed to find that other gear we only get glimpses of. The Red D which had been solid for most of the night was clearly chasing as DWH did circles in the zone with Jeff a step behind following him all over the place but unable to catch him.

Daley would score again, fed from Elliot in a play right in front. Less than 5 to go and it was a one goal game. You could see it coming apart at the seams for Red. With just over a minute DWH would tie the game from the high slot, feed from Dan Gregson and that would be the contest. A tremendous effort by the guys in Gold who staged a terrific comeback. 5-5 tie. With 14 total skaters. A three goal lead blown and a 5 goal 3rd period. Its always something new isnt it?

Game Stars

3rd star: Roman Kurin. The last minute trade turned out to be huge for the Red in a couple of ways. Aside from making it an even game, he had two helpers and a goal in the almost winning but not quite effort. Good game Roman.

2nd Star: Mike Daley. Clearly another gear when it counted. 2 goals and about 1000miles on the ice for the night.

1st Star: DWH for the game tieing goal with about a minute to go, and his second of the period. He, like Daley just had an unbelievable 3rd frame. Its all about when you turn it on, and how you play in crunch time kids.