Monday, July 19, 2010

Suds downed by BC f*ckwads

Cadavers (10) vs The Hal Gills
Sunday July 18th
Quincy 7:50pm


10-1 Loss



Woah. The blogger got a few word of mouth reports form this Sunday night debacle in the Q. Tough night for a game, Sunday, during the summertime when we all have so many things going on, it was a bit thin stringing together a roster for this one... and it showed.
Team Zombie would report and start the game with 8 hearty skaters. There would be a total of 10 but not until later in the first. Here are the ten Zombies
Brian in Net
Chris, Hammitt, Daley, Seaver, Baker, John Carey, Scott Pounds, AK Douville, and Neil Shah, aand one more that the blogger can't recall... sorry.

The opponent for the night was the "Hal Gills" which we figured out is short for "BC fuckwad ringer cherry picking bastards". We'd never seen this group before which is appropriate given that they had a handful of players that were clearly not D League talent. These young pukes showed up with the BC gear, bags and equipment and all and had no problem showing off their obvious talent. They also had some D talent, after all they had 3 full lines at least on the bench. You may have a feeling that this didn't go well, friend reader of the blog, and you'd be right.

It took these guys all of about 2-3 minuets to be up 4-0 and Brian had pretty much no shot at all of those chances. According to Steve Baker, they were dipsy-doodling, behind the back spinnoramma type breakaway plays, that made his blood boil early. It was a test of restraint for Mr. Baker to not lay out any of these guys, apparently, and given that Mr. Hammit was on the roster its amazing there weren't more penalties for the Dead in Red. Nice work keeping cool boys.
The game was out of hand early. The BCringerpukes kept cherry picking the rest of the way, not concerned that they were up by 6, 7, 8, or 9 goals. Cool guys.
The Red did show Zombie Pride as they held the "Gills" (I preffer BCringerPukes) to only 1 goal in the third and only 2 in the second. Good work by everyone keeping your head with it.
Jason Seaver scored the one goal for Team Zombie. That would be the only bright spot for the night.

Hammit had a slash pen. then matching at end when a dude he rubbed up against took exception to the contact and threw a hissy. Nevermind that Hamm could have annihilated the guy, and didn't, and he did a nice job staying cool.
Daley took one late too... which doesn't happen often.

Thats all from here... hopefully we won't be seeing this group again anytime down the road.

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