Wednesday, March 5, 2008

4 beers team. Cadavers

The "Better after 4 beers" Cadavers


Larry Bell

Judges Comments:

"Up the nose shots are, (unlike up the skirt shots) NOT SEXY."







Mike Hammit

Judges Comments:
"Eye contact is a must."











Ken Goldenberg

Judges Comments:

"Only if the cheerleaders come with you..."














Blake Underhill


Judges Comments
"2 Kids?!? You are already hot for someone else..."













Josh Greenstein


Judges Comments:
"Who is the blond chick you cropped out?"








Mark Bates

Judges Comments:
"Mark, It would be awkward if I put you in the hot pile..."

I think there may have been some conflict of interest here.
B






Matvey Nikhamik

Judges Comments:
"We question your endurance looking that sweaty..."









Mike Daley

Judges Comments:
"Niceness
=/= (does not equal)
Hotness"












Stephan Wennik

Judges Comments:
"Women like it when you at least pretend to be interested!"




Sorry Stephan... this was all I had. I added one of the ones you sent...but it was too late for team selection. Srry.
-B




George Moorachian

Judges Comments:
"Asking a woman to find you attractive when you are clearly at a wedding violates some basic rule of propriety."









Mike Campbell

Judges Comments:
"Matching outfits? Seriously ?!? PS. do your undies match too?"










Mike Jasse


Judges Comments:

"Where else do you have cheetos? Somewhere, Chester is crying."

2 beers team The Schlitz

The "Hot after 2 Beers" Schlitz


Nelson Sharfman


Judges Comments:

"Since Scharf means HOT in German, we had no other option...








Kevin Parker



Judges Comments:


"I like the mountain range behind you. It reminds me of my last vacation. I had fun.










Jeff Fosdick

Judges Comments:

"It's the tongue."













Dan Gregson


Judges Comments:

"I grew up in St. Louis. Fashion has saved you."













Dan Herbert


Judges Comments:

"Blue Boar... 'nuff said."








Greg James


Judges Comments:

"Do your nostrils always look that big? Then again, women do like animals."







Chris Fosdick


Judges Comments:

" Your hair has more body than mine..."












Matt Elliott

Judges Comments:

"Big Beer = Big Sexy!"





Pete Capraro

Judges Comments:

"YES PLEASE!!"

It appears... from the judges comments that Pete might be the only guy that may have required 0 (zero) beers to actually be hot...
way to go Pete
-B



Chuck Slate


Judges Comments:

"Action?... We like action...."










Roman Kurin


Judges Comments:

"No worries... We'll teach you to swim. Lesson 1: remove your shirt...."











Marc Valenti

Judges Comments:

"Is that your wife?! You lucked out!"








Matt Kilroy



Judges Comments:


"What are you digging for?"

Schlidaveur Team Selection... in Progress!


Yes Team... the time is upon us.

Managment has collected all of the relevant data...
(photos) and given the task of team selection to our elite panel.
These two ladies have agreed to judge honestly and ruthlessly to divide our humble group into those that... well lets just say one group that is less good looking than the other... fair?

Stand by friends.... our judges have agreed to not only divide the teams but will offer comments on each submitted photo.


The next post will have a break-down of who is skating with whom, and who made the good looking group... err sorry... the less bad looking group. The blogger plans on posting not only your submissions but the judges comments.

This ought to be good....

Beauty Contest Schlidaveur Sunday Night!

Cadavers (23) vs Schlitz (23)

Sunday March 9th
Dedham Ice Arena
9:00pm

Cadavers 2 wins
Schlitz 2 wins
Ties 1




Hot Damn! Its Schlidaveur time again team! The 6th meeting of the two clubs this winter season with the teams in a virtual deadlock 2-2-1. You can look back on the last five games by clicking Schlidaver W08 over in the tags section... or right there where its hyperlinked.


Management has a quirky new methodology for team selection this time around. That's right your player profiles will be sorted into two groups...one considered (in the eyes of our elite panel of female judges) HOT... the other... well you get the picture.


So... team selection is imminent, I hope you got your pics into Mr. Kilroy... you don't want the blogger to dig a pic up for you ... trust me.

Keep your eye on the blog for team selection and photo display within the next 24 hours.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

For whom the bell tolls...rung up by the Freeze

Schlitz (22) vs Deep Freeze
Thursday February 28th
Boston University 6:50pm

8-4 Loss.


Wow. Not your average game against the 'Freeze this time around. There was a very clear thread that RANG through the stories on this one. Yes the Freeze came out of nowhere with a Ringing win against a well-stocked Beercan Club. Too bad to have extras and add-ons decide one of our division games... but such is life... and the way it goes in the NESHL.

I'm going to turn it over to your emails and comments by they guys who played the game.
Without further ado...
Some excellent summaries from a crew of guest bloggers:
iJOSH
...Ah, the trap game. That is certainly what this one looked like. After having beaten (at least I think) this team before handily and after looking at the number (we had 13 they had 5) we were taking about getting ahead early and often. Not to mention there was quite a large fan base for the gold as the Underhill and Greenstein crew were there in full, pounding on the glass behind the bench. Mrs. Elliott also made an appearance to watch her Matt...
What we didn't realize is that they would recruit from the previous session. Two guys who clearly were a cut above were inserted onto the blue team.

Anyway early on it looked good, Matt looked great in goal. Now only if I could adapt myself to a new position so handily and successfully. He made a few tough saves early on. And we had a few good opportunities, Nelson was just ON all night and Jasse was no slouch either. However our fortunes would change, but not before DWH scores from the high slot after a pass from Nelson.
Their two ringers, specifically #8 were just too good skating. Our best defenders kept getting beat and leaving Matt out to dry. Even when our guys tried to take the body, the opponent would shiftily make their way around. Finally after one of these plays, they would beat Matt to make it 1 -1. They would go ahead 2 - 1 before the period ended.

In the 2nd period, things looked like they could get out of hand. Marc Valenti, in his best effort to win the Mike Campbell award, would get called for hooking. Off he would go to the box. That would prove to be costly as the gold would not be able to hold off the penalty and went down 3 - 1. Shortly after the penalty ended, we would give up yet another goal.
Then Mr. Sharfman put on the cape and went to work. After a very good give and go from Nelson to Jasse just missed, Jasse would feed one to Nelson from behind the net and Nelson knocked it home. On the ensuing face-off, Nelson won the face off going forward, pick up the puck and cruised to his second goal in only a few seconds. That left the score 4-3 bad guys. Rumbling from the bench could be heard, could Nelson get the Natural Hat Trick? Ah but it would not be. The shift would end without another Nelson goal and before he could get back on the ice the score would be 5 - 3.
Then after DWH lead iJosh toward a break away, that he would eventually lose and slam into the board awkwardly (trust me it looked much worse than it felt), he would redeem himself on the next play, taking a pass from Matt Elliott, take a shot and fall. He would collect his own rebound while on the ice and knock it home to make it a one goal deficit, 5 - 4.
That would be all the scoring the red and gold could muster. But certainly not for a lack of trying. Matt Elliot had a few chances that just couldn't get through, he even had men waiting for the rebound, but the goalie just would not give it up. The third would be marred with 2 gold penalties (Valenti and Goldenberg) and 4 blue goals. But despite it all Mr. Kilroy looked absolutely fabu in goal. I think he might have found his true calling. Look out OEJ I think with a little more work, Matt might be challenging your GAA.
The Greenstein clan did not stay for the 4th period, so someone else will have to give a rundown, if there is one.

Great Game story iJosh! Forget OEJ... the blogger is the one getting nervous.

NELSON
Standard story. What would have been a close and interesting game was made non-competitive by a couple of league-mismatch extras. Apparently the other squad was quite short of people so they grabbed some extras from the previous game. They were good. At one point when we had a power play one of their ringers (number 8 on your scorecard) successfully ragged the puck and kept it from us for about a minute and a half. That tells you all you need to know.
Other than that it would have been interesting. We had Kilroy in the pipes and some of our less experienced players up front. We had good defense but they had a legit chick who had the goods. Of course, had they played with only five players (from their own roster) they probably would not have lasted.
We struck first but soon the ringers became aware of some "chinks" in our armor and they went to town. They were up 5-1 at one point and we came back to make it 5-4. They potted the next three and that's how it ended.

iJosh had the fourth[goal]. It was a nice "hustle" goal that he put in as he was going down. He worked hard all night and deserved one. Matt Elliot was a bit snakebit. He had some great opportunities from his linemates but couldn't find a spot past the goalie.
Kilroy had a nice effort back there, but it was unfair to ask him to stop some of those bombs and dekes from the B/C players.
The Jass-man had a beautiful feed from behind the net for one of my goals.

KILROY
8-4 them. …they were on the edge of not having enough players. They picked up at least 1 for sure probably 3 from the game before so they had 7 skaters, we had 13. But the game before was a B level game easy. And one guy they picked up who was really good didn't hold back one bit. He was basically able to get to the goal anytime he wanted and he did a lot. He had 6 points and 3 goals. They had two others that were really good as well. #'s 8, 16, 9. 7 of their goals were scored by one of these three, every goal had one of these three involved, 6 of their goals had a combination of these three, 1 of their goals had all three of these three. Remember this team is below us in the standings and we beat them like 9-1 before. But despite the score we were only 1 or 2 goals behind until the middle of the 3rd.
Nelsons goals were about 20 seconds apart.
Ijosh's goal was a tremendous second effort
, his first shot was stopped and he whacked at it repeatedly as he was falling and basically just got a stick on it as he was horizontal and about to hit the ice and scored.

CAMPBELL
Lost 8 - 4.
We had an army of skaters... Not sure how many overall, but Me and
George, DWH and Valenti on D. Ijosh and Nelson rotated through as
centers.
Wings were Gregson, Bates, Underhill, Mitch, Jasse and I forget who
else.

Goals by DWH, from the right point. Nice wrister middle of the first.
Ijosh got one. Jasse carried the puck behind the net and fed Nelson
beutifully - looked like we had done this once before! - and Nelson
scored (with hard work and determination to stay in the slot, as usual).
Then Nelson took the face off at center ice, won it skated down intot
heir zone and shot and scored again. VERY sweet. Now that I think
about it, not sure if Jasse fed Nelson or iJosh. Either way, he fed,
and they ate, and it was magical.

Kilroy played damn good. The D tried to limit odd man rushes, although
they had a floater all night - number 8. Each of the D had some good
plays where we broke up the passign lanes to the floater. We problably
did that 6 or 7 times overall, and every time it felt really good.
Otherwise, we tried to keep them on the outside, and did that somewhat
effectively. Matty took a dozen or so slapshots from the outside,
mostly right in the chest. There's a mark there today, I bet. He was
also good when they got inside, and didn't' give up any weak, flubbing
goals.
They scored a lot, though. There was a pick-up game before us... I
think some BU vets, actually. REALLY good skaters. A lot of just out
of college kind of guys. The other team was short skaters, so we think
they picked up two from the game before us. One guy, number 8, had six
of their points. He was way out of our league - taking the puck
stickhandling, playing it off his skates, behind the back - dick moves.
We stayed in it, and skated hard, but those two guys were just a lot better than us.

They also had a pretty good girl. She got a couple of goals too, and
generally I tried to make her pay for them. She was none to fond of me,
and since you're going to hear it from someone - likely Kilroy -
I'll tell you about their eighth goal. Late in the third, I was covering
Lady Bing in the slot and, like I said, she didn't like being covered,
but I didn't like losing either, so I stuck with it. We cleared the
puck to the neutral zone, but it got tied up with two or three guys
along the board, in front of our bench. Gregson was in there, I was in
there. One or two of their guys as well. Finally the puck comes free
onto my stick, between our blue line and their red line on the boards.
For some reason I have yet to figure out (I think it's because I suck,
but there may be another reason), the puck left my stick, bounced off
the boards five feet away, and back out to Lady Bing another five feet
away, skatinginto our zone. F*CK. Now I've got to go catch her.
Remember two things. 1.) It's late in the third, and 2.) I suck.
Despite my best efforts to catch her, and keep her outside, a diving,
stretching, swing of the stick at the puck, she buried it past Kilroy.
He may tell you what he was thinking, but it was something like, "I
can't believe he's gonna let her do that."

After she scored I remained on the ice, and reflected for a moment on
how much I suck.
DWH skated onto the ice to change shifts. He pointed out that if I
hadn't made her so mad - she might not have scored on me like that. He
made a good point.

Overall, good skate though. Without their last minute additions, it
would have been a good tight game. We have a damn good crew of guys. I
guess it's always a good crew of guys and that's why I keep coming back.
Even after games when I suck.
A few of hung in the parking lot for a beer or two but it was ass cold.
After sharing stories about being ejected from night clubs, we all
headed home. I tried to coerce Jasse into Poppers at the Fours, but he
had a sick house hold and had to behave. Probably a good call. I would
have made him smoke, smoke and drink 29 beers.
I don't suck at that.
That's all for now...
~ Mike

Mike. You don't suck at lots of things. In fact most things. Thanks for the great story. Sorry to put the whole thing on here but its all good stuff. I like your analysis.

Here are Kirloy's thoughts on the 8th goal.
Yes, the eighth goal. My fault despite what Mike says. It was the weakest of the bunch, I was a spectator and let me tell you of what. As soon as it was clear that they had ringers (and I think the girl was one of the ringers. she was very good) Mike understandably put away his Mr. Nice Guy style and adopted his "If I catch you I'm gonna let you know I'm there" style. He is generally egalitarian about his choice of recipients but they only had 7 and the girl was a forward on Mike's side so he saw her a lot.
Basically he enthusiastically greeted her every time they were in our zone together, eliciting multiple questioning, firm verbal opinions from her about Mike. After several such meetings with slight escalation every time. Well this last time, late in the 3rd, I see her and Mike mixing it up at full speed and basically think 'I wonder what form Mike's enthusiastic greeting is going to take?'. It is late in the third and we are losing 7-4 so I figure this is going to be a good one. So I sit back and watch. Whatever happens it is most likely going to end with both of them on the ice and probably Mike going to the sin bin. Remarkably it ends up with her in front of me with the puck on her stick. Remember I had already assumed spectator status in my mind so when she shot it I was barely aware what my job was. I barely flinched toward the puck. I did not focus. It was fun to watch though.

That is classic.
There were certainly some stand out performances this week despite the lack of Game Stars due to the loss.
Major Props to all the guys who guest-blogged this week. Sorry to use so much of your emails that made this a longer than average post, but you all had great tales to tell. The blogger thanks you all.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Wild night in Brockton and the return of Lizzy!

Schlitz (22) vs Generals
Thursday February 21
Brockton 9:00pm


5-2 Win!




One thing is for sure, we are like old Patriots. Win, lose or bizarre event you just had to tune in because you literally never knew what would happen or how the game would go down. Last night was a goodie. The Blogger shows to the rink a few minutes late and is greeted with rumbles and mumbles about where the F*@%^ng goalie is... Hmm. No OEJ and its less than 15 minutes to game time. A quick trip back out to the car for my cellphone and a confirmation with the home office that Mike was "In" for tonight... then a message to OEJ himself. No luck. No answer. So as I'm closing my phone..... doesn't our friend Lizzy DeFlurin come walking across the entry way to the rink.

It just so happens that our pal Liz is here scoring the game tonight. To which I say "Do you want to play? I mean can you play...please!" She says yes and calls up a friend who lives just a few minutes away to have her stuff brought down.
Now we are closing in on game time here so time is short. The Zebras (whom Liz had been chatting with the whole time) start the clock for the first period and let her (and the team) know that if she isn't ready (or some goalie for us) at the end of the (run-time) first period than the Schlitz forfeit the game. But if she CAN get ready before the period is up... we play a regular game from the time she's ready. The Schlitz will have to start with a Delay of Game penalty... but really. Who cares?
So the guys are skating around a bit Larry scores one or two while the stats don't count but we are getting some skating in and Lizzy's stuff shows up in no time and she's changing in the lobby.

Wouldn't you know it. With 1 minute and 22 seconds remaining in the first Lizzy is set to go and the refs blow the whistles while stepping on the ice and start the game.
Needless to say we all (the skating Beercans) owe Lizzy a debt of gratitude. Honey, it was so lucky for us that you were there and willing to suit up for us. We all really appreciate it. Not only that but you played great. Consider yourself back in the regular rotation, and the holder of a great big I.O.U. for a case of whatever beverage in the world you would like. Cash it in anytime you want. Thanks again.




So there you have it.The game was off and running and the play went back and forth quite a bit while the two teams kind of felt each other out as the new game began. In fact we played the entire second period scoreless, but not without many many opportunities in the General's end.

The Beercans had 13 total that broke down like this.
O line 1: Larry, Dr.Jasse, and Chris Fosdick
O line 2: Nelson, Dr.Pounds, and Matt Elliott.
O line 3: Gregson, Hammitt, and Pearlman
This group would go on to be known as the "Plummer Line" due to the fact that Hammitt and Gregson's pants are usually riding so low you can see the... well you know what I mean. Another name I liked for this group was the "Battle Ship Line". Pearlman's kid was quoted as saying "When you guys came out together the other team looked like a bunch of midgets."
Indeed.
D line 1: George and Marc Valenti
D line 2: Mike Daley and Jeff Fosdick

The Generals struck first about a minute into the third period. This after we had done a good job creating consistent pressure in their zone. Definitely not Lizzy's fault as we left her a bit out to dry without getting back. Not to worry as about a minute and a half later Marc Valenti let go a laser for the Gold's first tally. Credit hard working forwards Chris and Larry for the helpers.
The Beercan's held the play pretty well at this point and the Generals were starting to ice the puck.
At the 12 minute mark the group of Nelson, Scott and Matt Elliot cycled the puck around the zone resulting in a rebound goal. The play had been started by Scott grinding the puck from the side boards over to Matt for a good shot that gave Nelson the rebound bid... which he tucked away nicely. Good work from that line.
The play continued with the Dead continuing to get chances here and there so the game was a tight 2-1 until Dr. Jasse made the rounds with 2 minutes and change remaining.
Let's listen in to Mike telling a teammate about the goal...
"I scored the eventual game winner by adhering to Andy Brickley's mantra of sometimes you just have to throw it at the net and good things happen. I was along the goal line and previously tried a number of fancy-dan passes that didn't work out so I just flung it at the goalie and approximately 16 bounces later it fell in. Got me officially off the snake-bit club after Monday's highway robbery."
Well put Doc. Good goal.
The Generals weren't finished. A with a minute to go they took a faceoff right down the ice into a breakaway and scored to make it a one goal game again.
The Generals even pulled their keeper as time wound down but to no avail. Jeff Fosdick fed Nelson in their end for the dagger, an empty net goal with about 20 seconds on the clock.
Believe it or not, not enough strange things had happened yet, because after the ensuing face off the Generals just stood there as Matt Elliot took a pass from Nelson and scored with 7 ticks left on the clock. I suppose you can chalk that one up to "defensive indifference". But hey, it all looks good on the scoresheet.
Ok. Let's hand out some pats on the back.
Honorable Mention 1: Jasse for the "Ricochet Rabbit" game winner.
Honorable Mention 2: The Plummer Line. This has to make a return. It just has to. Also I think we can come up with a better name than that... whatever you guys like, we'll go with that....after all, who's going to argue?
3rd Star: Mike Daley. I don't think he made the scoresheet but the dude was all over the place all night. If he wasn't making offensive chances, he was bailing us out in our end. Great work as always Mike.
2nd Star: Nelson Sharfman. The Greybeard just keeps on truckin'. How about 2 goals and a helper? Ok. No problem. When #14 checks into the game, you better be ready to work. Good job Nelson, Larry's still within reach for the scoring title.

1st Star
: Ok... to borrow a phrase. "...do I have to say Her Name?" I shouldn't have to. You know her, you've missed her, and last night we couldn't bleeping live without her...
Lizzy.
Some great work from a great teammate. Not only does she jump on the horn and get her stuff brought down to the rink, but she changes in no time at all and then proceeds to make a bunch of nice stops backstopping our way to a good solid win. This was a game that was 1 goal difference nearly the whole way.
Way to go Liz. Nice to have you back.



As for that other goalie... a certain someone might be getting a visit from our furry friend... very soon.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Zombies grind out a tie with the Windsuckers

Cadavers (22) vs Windsuckers
Monday February 18th
Milton Academy 8:30pm

4-4 Tie

A full scale Presidents day tilt with the Windsuckers last night at Milton Academy. The Cadavers took on division rival the Windsuckers and came away with a nice come from behind effort that gained a point to save a slightly scary evening. Here’s the story.
The Zombies were well stocked with 11 skaters and the forwards made nice with the rotation even without Nelson’s abacus.
The forwards were Roman, Matvey and Scott, with Larry centering Jasse and The Chuckster. Ijosh found a home in there somewhere and while floating through the lines he did noting of the sort on his way to a 2 point night.
The Defensive crew was staffed with “Always nice to see you…” Stephan and George, spelled by the infamous Campbell and J.Foz. Backstopping was CEOBMF Madd Matt Kilroy.
The game started out ingloriously for the Zombies with a bizzare episode in our own end. The puck came up the right side of the zone, the forward received the puck then under pressure passed back to Campbell on the same side. The puck went through Campbell off his skate toward an unprepared Kilroy who tried the old “Ole-backhand I think I’m gonna catch it” stop and the puck agonizlinly slipped over the goal line for the first goal of the game. No dis to the Chairman of the Pipes, that one was all on us for springing it on him. Regardless… it was clear the Dead in Red were in for an interesting night.
Thankfully roughly two shifts later we heard from the big man on D Mike Campbell took a long shot from near the top of the zone (perhaps even slightly out of it) that found its way to the back of the net. Good move by Mike, often we don’t just fire away as often as we should. This one paid off. Which led to the following exchange on the bench.
Jeff: “Good one.”
Mike: “Yeah. I’ve never scored the first two goals of the game before.”
The Zombies seemed to snap out of the early going funk and started to create some chances. The forwards cycled well and the Red was able to get several good shots on net. The ‘suckas keeper was solid, stoning just about everything close in, he only seemed to struggle with the outside stuff.
The cycling resulted in a nice “clean it up” goal from Dr. Scott Pounds. The assist from iJosh and George who had done a great job of keeping it in at the point. That was fairly consistent all night. The duo of George and Stephan did a great job holding the play in their end and creating some chances. I think Stephan had at least 2 (poss 3) Patened Wennik end to end and around the net-ers.
That was the end of the good news for the Dead. Chuck “I just wanna get on the scoresheet” Slate was whistled for an interference call just at the end of the first period. It was funny to watch Campbell check with the ref to…you know make sure he got the right guy… PIM whore…
The ensuing start of the second went poorly as the ‘suckas took advantage of the power play. Their guy with the purple pants, clearly one of their best, charged through the neutral zone then turned an off balance and badly beaten Jeff Fosdick (this was a theme…) just inside the zone and then buried it past Kilroy. 2-2.
The second period saw a bit more cycling from the Red but again they seemed to jump on every chance and the ‘suckas continued to work hard, and got good chances on us. The Windsuckers broke through again and scored again…twice… but no one can seem to recall the circumstances of the third goal. Regardless we headed to the 3rd Period down 2-3 and we have another conversation overheard on the bench...
Jeff: "One period to go. When was the last time we came from behind to win a game?"
Mike (and everyone else): " ... "
The bad mojo was still flowing as the third frame got off to a shakey start.
There was a mad scramble in front of Kilroy who made the initial stop, but then inexplicably chose not to cover the puck and instead tried to shovel it out to his right, the only problem was that the ‘suckers had a guy there who buried it putting the Zombies down 4-2 with about 10 minutes left in the game.
Big man on D Mike Campbell came through again with roughly 6-7 minutes left as he took a big shot to the net after rushing up the zone from the right point to the left side. Again he had an important momentum goal and the Dead were down by 1 and calling on all reserves of Zombie Pride and legs to save the night.
The chances were coming and the ZP magic carried the play as we set up shop in the 'suckers end. With about 3-4 minutes remaining we set up a face off in thier end on the left dot. Larry wins a nice draw that comes back to Jeff Foz at left point. Jasse ties his guy up, likewise Chuck on the other side and Larry keeps his guy in place so Jeff has a nice open lane into which he pounds a slapshot that goes off the keepers right pad and into the net for the tie.
The Dead in Red were able to hold fast for the last few minutes and get a few more agonizing shots that never found paydirt. All in all, a good salvaged tie with the 'suckas.
Major props to the Windsucker's goalie Sean who along with another guy (big defenseman) hung out for a few beers. As we were all dressing and leaving the fire alarm went off in the building so the fourth period was kicked off under the flashing lights of the responding Milton FD. Nice of them to come by and keep everyone busy while we enjoyed a little apres skate.

Ok lets give out some awards... only a tie I know but what the hell.

Honorable Mention 1: Dr. Scott Pounds with a beauty of a goal.
Honorable Mention 2: Jeff Fosdick saving an embarassing evening with a nice bit for the game tieing goal.
Game Stars
3rd Star: The Russians. Both Matvey and Roman had really good games despite not making the score sheet. Matvey played excellent center wining draws and making plays. Roman passed the puck well and really got some things going. Good work both of you.
2nd Star: iJosh for a two point night (both assists) and all the chances and movement that helped the forwards do a great job cycling all night.
1st Star: I don't think he's been here before but lets hear it for Mike Campbell for two critical goals and a ton of great stops .. usually covering for his (badly beaten) D partner. Great effort all night Mike, good job!
Good skate by all involved. We've now tied our last two against these guys... next time let's make sure we get it done.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Suds fall to the Golden Gophers in Dedham

Schlitz (20) vs Golden Gophers
Wednesday February 13th
Dedham Rink 9:00pm

6-2 Loss.

A tough draw for the skating Beercans against a C level team at the new digs in Dedham. Despite a valiant effort on the part of all participating Schlitzers, the Suds fell to the higher division group who certainly played up to their ranking.

Let's roll with the guest bloggers.

Here's Greg James on the tilt:
"Lost 7[6]-2 to a C division team that clearly practices once per week, we missed several great chances including a Nelson breakaway, I was thrown in the box when an opponent fell down simply for being within 2 meters of me, I fell down several times just stepping onto the ice, Campbell was thrown out of the game... Nuff said..."
Good recap Greg.

Now here's CEOBMF Madd Matt Kilroy's take on the game:
"Lost 6-2. They were the bottom team of the C division. I think it was Paul's test to make sure his divisions are correctly aligned. Anyway, they were pretty good. They all could skate and they passed great. We scored first and stayed with them through the first and most of the second. I think it was only 2-1 them, at the end of the second. Then they scored more. We had lots of penalties and they had a couple power play goals. Campbell had three penalties by the end of the 2nd and was tossed. It was a skate your balls off game. Good natured game, no one got out of hand on either side. We were a little winded at the end. Much fun though, good workout. Brian made some great saves. If I were in goal it would have been about 12-2.
1st goal parker from nelson
2nd goal hammitt


Another nice recap. Thanks Matt.

Here is another from regular guest contributer Matvey: "Good game, we were right there with them for about 2 periods. I think the score was 3-1 after 2nd period. We actually scored first, and then they got a couple of power play goals. We were out of gas by the 3rd period and Campbell was thrown out on his 3rd minor of the game end of 2nd or start of 3rd - can't remember.

They were quicker and better than D level teams - so when a D team usually turns the puck over 50% of the time - they wouldn't, so instead of jumping the play trying to force a turnover and getting ourselves out of position we needed to skate with them and just play better positional hockey. I think with their quickness they got us running around in our own end a few times creating a lot of chances.


Here are a few brief notes from Mike Campbell:
"It's a new rink.
The doors were still sticky.
I felt it was necessary to contribute to the well being of the rink by
"breaking" in the penalty box door, by opening and closing it
repeatedly... Seven times, in fact. (Once was to let Parker in.)
I was just trying to help."
Ok Mike.

Lastly some more notes from Nelson Sharfman:
"For the record, Nelson was stoned on two break aways and one beautiful feed from Kevin. The goalie was good. I was not.
I did have one assist on a goal by Kevin. Hammit had the other goal on an assist from Kevin.
We skated with them for a while, but our legs gave out and theirs didn't.
The goalie played a hell of a game and kept us in it much longer than we deserved.
Greg did actually back into the person who fell over, but it was a pretty cheap call nonetheless."
Good effort boys.

Let's hope our future games at the new rink go better than this one.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Dedham Preview!

Team,
Check out these spiffy pics courtesy of our man on the scene Dr. Scot Pounds! This looks to be a significant upgrade from the digs at the Prison by the Bay. I don't think anyone will be missing those games, as long as it doesn't take forever to get to.
Great work Scott, way to work the scouting team!
Look at all that brand new rubber matting... I bet it smells like tires and fresh paint.
What's with the BC pukefest color scheme?... not that I'm complaining.
Reminds me of Campbell's back yard the day after Thanksgiving...
Soon to be pictured here...Mssrs. Campbell...Bell... Hammitt... Nikhamik... Capraro...
Sorry guys, I couldn't resist.
Woo eee doggies! Let's hope we have a better record here than at the House of Horrors... Prison by the Bay... UMAlcatraz. Good F*ng Riddance!
We will take to this very sheet on Wednesday night as the Flying Beercans... err Golden Schlitz. 9pm against the Golden Gophers... hopefully these guys won't show up in a bus from Minnesota. The league website says they are 1-14-3... in the bottom of C4 Division...who knows what that will mean until we play them. I'd like to think we have a good shot.
See you then.
Thanks again for the pics from Scott.
Go Suds. Go Zombies.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Double header-Double wins against the Clinic.

Schlitz (19) vs. Clinic Maroon
Tuesday February 5th
UMass 9:20pm
9-1 Win.

Cadavers (21) vs Clinic Blue
Same night 10:30pm
5-1 Win.


Well how do you like that? The last two games to be played at the Prison by the Bay this season by ANY NESHL team's and its a double header starring US and the clinic... both Blue and Maroon. At least we made the most of it and had a good night all the way around by all the reports that have been coming in to the Blogger.
Two big blowout wins against a pair of Clinic squads that really... we should blow out.

Let's give it to the Guest Bloggers...
Matvey on Game 1: we had 12 skaters to start and then Nelson came in a little late, so we went with 3 full lines from the middle of the first period. Line that I was on was: Roman, Jasse and myself.
Then one line was centered by Nelson, I think he had Matt Eliot on a line and another center was Mike Daley. Scott, Peter and Killroy were the other wings.
D: Mike Campbell, Marc Valenti one pair
and then Dan and Dan another pair.
I think we started slowly, but it was 9-0 or so close to the end of the game and then they got several chance and magaged to score one late.
Final score was 9-1.
Scoring plays:
Our line had a good chemistry with Roman stepping by passing the puck :)
I scored a goal that was assisted by Roman and Jasse.
Jasse made a very nice pass to Roman who took a quick shot, but shot it into the sprawling goalie. I got to the rebound in time to flip it over the goalie.



Another goal was a nice play, Roman passing me the puck, I send it Jasse's way and Mike just flipped it behind the goalie.

One scoring play was Campbell taking a good shot from the point after getting a puck from Roman.

One more, Nelson winning a face off and in the same motion passing it to Eliott who took a quick shot and beatthe goalie.
There was one small altrecation and Peter was sent to the box as part of matching penalties. I think Peter was just trying to pick up some PIMs to get on a goon squad for the next Schlid.

Nice recap. Now we'll get some thoughts from Dr. Jasse:

Greg James-Freight Train Down the lane. A forward in a D's body. Played hard all night.Kept jumping into the o-zone with the puck and creating opportunities.

Mike Campbell was his usual hard-chargin' self. A bullet of a wrist shot for a goal. Lot of talking out there to his teammates; we need more players to communicate like he does.

Nelson-He only had like 17 goals I think. Played ass off as usual. Always setting the tone for his line-mates.

Matt Kilroy-some spectacular passes (one behind his back from his but). Set Pete C up with a sweet pass for a WIDE open net that.....well, we all remember Glen Wesley vs the Oilers.

Brian the goalie. Got some good zzzzz's the first game but played very solid in the second.

Marc V-what a cannon. When he has the puck at the blue line I'm usual camped out in front of the net in prayer, "Please don't hit me." Very solid 2-way game.

Thought Mike Hammit skated very well-continuous to get low hard shots on net or make plays from the point.The Russians-Brialliant passing and playmaking. They set me up for mine that my grandmother could have finished.

Excellent work. Major Kudos to both Matvey and Jasse and everyone else that chimed in with some info. I'm finishing this a long time after the fact so that's going to do it for this one. I leave you with some lasting momentos of our least favorite league venue...that with any luck we shall never visit again.