Suds soak the Generals

Schlitz (10) vs Generals
Monday July 23, 2007
Quincy 10:30pm


8-3 Win!


The frothing suds showed some "Gusto" last night with a very nice 8-3 win over our old friends (this season at least) the Generals. Both squads have done very well against this team whenever we draw them, and I'm sure they are tired of us. Its too bad we don't have any more games scheduled against the Gen's, so we won't get another crack at them unless we see them in the playoffs. If you combine the squads we went 5-0 against the Gen's with 24 goals against them (we gave up only 6). Only one game was very close and that one was won in the last seconds by Chris Fosdick preserving a 2-1 win. Nice work. Lets hope they sign up for the winter.
Back to last night's action.
The night started with a thin turnout. Only seven players when the puck dropped. Sully joined the team in the first and then Ken and iJosh rounded the team out to ten. Larry was overheard on the bench saying: "That was a loooong five minute first shift."
The forward lines broke down like this. Jasse-Sullivan-Matvey,and Roman-IJosh-Ken. Defensive groupings were Larry and Mike Hammitt and then Bill Pearlman and Kevin Parker.
The biggest story of the night was Jim Sullivan and his 4 goals. Reports of a few niffty ones have been trickling in today. Great work around the net Jim.
Not far behind was Larry Bell with 3 assists from the D. We all know Larry doesn't prefer to play D but it sounds like he got the job done and then some last night. Thanks Larry.
His partner Mike Hammitt had a goal and by all accounts had some very nice shots on net.
Also making his mark on D was Bill Pearlman who had the first goal of the game to start us off and played great all night.
Forwards of note were Dr.Jasse (2 assists), iJosh (1 goal, 1assist), and Matvey (1 goal). For the next few "honorable" mentions we are going to take it right from an eye-witness report. Here we go:
"Not showing up on the scoresheet but contributing mightiliy were...
Roman: Shifty in the offensive zone and created some nice ops. Actually had a goal on a zippy low wrister that went in but through a hole in the netting next to the post. Refs missed it. Too bad, it was a helluva shot. Not only did Romin bring beer but he brought New Castle. Delish!
Ken Goldenberg: Perhaps Ken's best game in [my] opinion. Constantly beating his opponent to the puck and disrupting their attempts to gain possession. Skated hard and played strong positionally all night.
Kevin Parker: Such a good addition to the team. Solid defense-man (again, on a night when we needed it due to lack of true D) and got off a couple of nice bombs from the point.
Lizzy: Played a very solid game particularly in the first where she made a number of key saves."
Excellent reporting. Big ups from the blogger on the updates sent in for this game. Just tremendous work. The only other thing I'll note is that another report mentioned Kevin Parker taking a tough hit and getting up slow...but like a true Schlidaveur he finished his shift and the rest of the game. Hope he's feeling better....
Lets do the game stars.....
3rd Star: Dr. Michael Jasse. 2 points on the night and first rate reporting of the events of the game. Its easy to win the blogger over when you collect the stats and tell me a good story. Great job. Thanks!
2nd Star: iJosh. For 2 reasons....actually 3. 1st. He had a goal and an assist. 2nd. I don't see his name here as often as I should (give the boy some props!). and 3rd It will piss off Larry that I passed him over for a game star. (get over it...you played D)
1st Star: Jim "Sully" Sullivan. With four goals on the night Jim has firmly placed himself in the lead for goal scoring on the combined roster. He now has 11 goals (next closest is 7) with 3 assists for 14 points.
I will mention that Larry's 3 assists bring his assist total to 12 and with his 4 goals he now leads the combined scoresheet with 16 points.
Great work from everyone. The suds are now 6-3-1 and looking good down the stretch.
Big props to Pregamers Dr.Jasse, The Hammer (Mike Hammitt), and Billy "The kid" Pearlman. (maybe "the kid" isn't the way to go with Bill, but hey we'll take suggestions on a nickname...) They came through with 2 goals and 2 assists...despite the fog. Way to hold up tradition boys.

Printable Roster

Well team. Here is a roster for printing if you are headed to a game (tonight for example) that may not have any management representatives in attendance. (Jeff or Matt). You should be able to click on the image then print it from your browser. Anyone who actually does this could drop me a line to let me know how it works out.

I'll try to figure out a link or something so that the post doesn't get lost as the season goes on.

Good luck....

If only we could do this with the pucks and water bottles....

Stat updates... Rosters

Some Stats here for all you "whores..."

As per usual click on the image to actually read it.

This is combined scoring through 20 regular season games (out of a scheduled 31....then playoffs [3 each team]) so you could call it 2/3's of the way.

Check out the new names and faces in the top five will ya. Kevin Parker has been on a serious tear and has launched himself right into the #1 spot. Great work. Notice Larry Bell wasn't out of the top five for very long (tied for 1st in points with 13) grabbing the #2 spot. Jim Sullivan and Nelson Sharfman have also been men on the move at 3 and 4.

OEJ...relax I have your assist in my head.

The Campbell Award race continues to see strong action with the return of Mike "The Hammer" Hammitt and Larry "Let 'em know you're there" Bell edging out the award's namesake. This race promises to go right down to the wire.

Good work by everyone. In general the Schiltz have come back to form and have a winning record again (5-3-1) while the Cadavers have slipped a bit lately coming back to .500 (5-5-1). Lets have good games this week and keep those numbers on the positve side.

If I've left anyone out or screwed anything up....please let me know.

Now.... Rosters for this week.

Monday

Schlitz vs. Generals

Quincy 10:30
Roman

Matvey

iJosh

Ken

Deb

Larry

Jasse

Pearlman

Hammitt

Stephan

Jim Sullivan

Lizzy in net

Thursday

Cadavers vs. Double Runners

Hingham C 10:20
Campbell

Nelson

Dangerous Dave

Jeff F

Scott

Kilroy

Capraro

Jasse

Gregson

DWH

Matt E

Greg James

Kevin Manning

Lizzy in Net

Suds down Kittys. Shutout win over Tigers.

Schlitz(9) vs. Tigers
Tuesday July 17th
Milton Academy 8:10pm

2-0 Win!

Nice night at the rink, especially in light of what happend to the Zombies the night before. Not much consolation if you didn't play both but hey, when one of us wins...we all win. Great turn out effort wise from everyone who showed. We started the game with 10 even but the roster grew as the evening went on. DWH showed at the end of the first period. Matt brought in some "new blood" later in the second when his buddy Blake Underhill made his rookie appearance with the Suds. Big ups to Blake for having the stones to show and play after not being on the ice for close to 4 years. Welcome to the club Blake...now try standing up during your next shift.
In general this was a very even skate. We match up pretty well with the Tigers, red jerseys, a few old Florida Panther away shirts. They didn't have any ringers or standouts which worked well for us. Good chances at both ends, some good passing by both clubs and good solid defensive play.
OEJ gets a round of applause for yet another shutout. Although he was not tested as much in this game (by his own assesment) as in others, it doesn't matter. A zero is a zero, and dude... you are Dr.ZERO. Thanks for the great play.
Our first goal came on a "seeing eye" slapper from Jeff Fosdick that miraculously made it through the traffic in front, and past the keeper for a lead. Big credit to the forwards mucking and grinding, and screening on the play.
The second goal came as a direct result of a nice end to end rush (Guy LaFleur esque...) by Stephan Wennik. He had a tremendous game, with excellent defensive play and some niffty moves that created some offense here and there. Cagey Vet Nelson Sharfman was on the spot and had a nice finish picking up the rebound from Stephan's shot.
Those two would hold up all night. There was lots of chatter going into the third that the next goal was key... It was, because it never happened. Great work by everyone down the streatch to seal this one away.
Lets do the Game Stars.

3rd Star. Nelson Sharfman. He's had a bit of a resurgence in the last few weeks and now finds himself 4th in combined scoring just percentage points behind 3rd place (Jim Sullivan). Nelson now has 4 goals and 6 assists on the year, most of which has come in the last 2 weeks. Great job Nelson... must have something to do with how dashing you look wearing the yellow.
2nd Star. OEJ. Dr.Zero. Mike Gash. Whatever you want to call him. He's solid and keeps turning in great games. Now sporting a 1.13 GAA in 8 games (6-1-1). Thanks.
1st Star. At the request of OEJ... The Entire Defensive Unit. First pairing Stephan and Dan Gregson played great all night turing away chances and creating a few of their own. Second Pairing Jeff and DWH, and Kevin Parker (first period) also played very well in both zones. Good work everyone.

Items of note: Lizzy came by to watch the third period. What a team player. Sore left eye and all, you are welcome any time. Get that lamp feeling better... I dont want to have to start calling you OEL.

Overheard in the Parking Lot 1:
"Man, I rode that guy all the way down the boards."
"Well... its better than getting rubbed out..."

Overheard in the Parking Lot 2:
"...he likes to take it around the back...a lot."
" ...yeah... and he only likes shooting at the goalies back..."

Games Monday night in Quincy and Thursday night in Hingham next week. Both late.
Get your requests into Kilroy now so we can set rosters.
I may do a scoring update (for all you stat whores...) later in the week.

Bad News Zombies. Creamed by the 'goats.

Cadavers (11) vs Scapegoats

Monday July 16

Canton 10:40pm

10-2 Loss.



Definitely a "Bad News Bears" night for the skating dead. Apparently there were a few things to overcome, like no water, pucks, and only 9 skaters showed. Despite the fact that the 'Goats only showed up with 7, apparently they took it to us like the Globe Trotters porking the Generals. From the reports trickling in Lizzy didn't get much help and unfortunately took it on the chin pretty well. We really owe that girl some shutouts. Thanks Liz for hanging in there, I know it isn't easy on nights like this.

Goals from Chris Fosdick, and Larry Bell. Assists to Kevin Parker (on both) and Billy Pearlman (on Larry's). Penalties were one each for Larry, Kevin Manning, and Bill. Not much else to speak of yet.

Management apologizes for the lack of bottles and pucks... we keep losing track of who has 'em. Also it seems we could have called in a few more subs, given the no-show rate. Hard to judge that one, no one likes going with too many, so its a delicate balance.

One story of note had Larry trying to toss a guy's glove over the glass after not getting the penalty that should have been called on him (he threw Larry's stick) and it ending up in the net above the glass instead...and then back onto the ice. Hey... in the net isn't so bad...

No game stars.

Lets have a better turn out, numbers wise, and skating wise, next time around.
The Blogger would like to thank Kevin, iJosh, and Larry for the game info.

Go Zombies.
Go Suds ... tonight 8:10 Milton Academy.

Rosters this week.

Tonight!

Cadavers vs. Scapegoats

Canton 10:40




Matvey Nihkamik
Mike Campbell
iJosh
Ken G0ldenberg
Chris Fosdick
Deb Dalessio
Larry Bell
Bill Pearlman
Mike Hammitt
Kevin Manning
Matt Elliott
Kevin Parker
Lizzy in net
BEERMAN UP FOR GRABS... UNASSIGNED as of 3:45pm!
Also, Someone please grab the scoresheet and email me in the morning. Thanks.


Tomorrow Tuesday 7/17

Schlitz vs. Tigers


Milton Academy 8:10




Roman Kurin
Nelson Sharfman
Jeff F.
Scott Pounds
Matt Kilroy
Pete Capraro
Larry Bell
Stephan Wennnik
Dan Gregson
Dan Hebert
Lizzy in net.
Open applications for BEERMAN now being accepted by management.

Schlidaveur Round 3! Friday Night at the Rock...

Schlitz(8) vs Cadavers(10)
Friday 7/13
Bavis Arena 8:10

Schlitz 7
Cadavers 4

You know the point in the beer commercial where the guys are sitting back, before the crackling fire, large breasted women handing them freshly cooked steaks, and one of them utters..."Now this is what its all about..." ...? I give you Friday night's shin-dig in Rockland... Schlidaveur Round 3. We had a nice little match with lots of Schlidaveur touches like a comeback, some new blood, some penalties, and a tremendous fourth period. "What its all about.." Indeed.
The Zombies have been snake-bit in this season's Schlidaveurs, whith the Mighty Suds now holding a 2-1-0 record in the three games. Keep in mind there are TWO Schlidaveurs remaining before the end of the summer season so there is hope for the skating dead yet.
Friday's game had it all. A quick scramble for some extra bodies was successful and thanks to Dan Murphy (courtesy Dr.Jasse), Brian Sullivan (courtesy brother Jim), and Kris Wood (courtesy OEJ), we were able to skate 8 players a side.
The teams were even picked by our netminders just before the opening draw. At this point management would like to acknowledge First Overal Pick: Pete Capraro. Wow... this guy was rated high on everyone's draft boards but...#1 overall... nice job. Of course this led to the following overheard in the parking lot; "Jesus went second!" which led to me wondering if Jesus is really not as good a prospect as Pete... Well... like I said... the fourth period was tremendous.
This game settled right into a close affair with lots of chances on both sides, but the goalkeepers did a great job keeping the game low scoring through the first two periods. Lizzy and Mike both had great stops and there was lively action in front of both nets.
We ended up at the end of the second period with the Zombies in Red up by one 3-2 thanks to a goal from Pete Capraro, and a helper from Brian Sullivan (who had a goal also). The game stayed close into the third as the other Sullivan, Jim tied the game for the Suds then gave them the lead with his second of three goals on the night (1 empty netter). The game was tied again by Billy Pearlman with a tremendous slapshot fromt the point that got a little helpful misdirections from some jerseys along the way. Now halfway through the third tied 4-4. This was shaping up to be a classic and the Suds delivered with goals by Nelson Sharfman and Larry Bell, (and Jim's empty netter) that sealed the deal going down the streach. The Zombies didn't go without a fight and everyone played strong to the end . The Cads even pulled Lizzy as time wound down and got some more help from a tackle that Larry put on Billy to give the Red a 2 man advantage, but OEJ and the Suds held tight and pulled out the win.

Some items to note on the game.
DJ had a good night with 2 assists for the Cads.
Nelson is back on the scoresheet with avengence with a 5 point night (2g, 3a) for the Suds.
Capraro had the games only other penalty and the fact that he and Matt Kilroy didn't have a "yard-sale" moment is a huge upset. Those two were going after each other all night like crazed dogs... well sort of. Every so often Mad Matt would go flying across the ice... after Pete or in his direction.
Great job by everyone.

Game Stars.
3rd Star. All three subs. Dan Murphy, Brian Sullivan, and Kris Wood. All 3 made significant contirbutions to thier teams. Thanks for coming out everyone. You are all welcome back any time.
2nd Star: Matt Kilroy for once again being a Beerman Hero and bringing SIX Pizzas for the Apres Skate experience. Always solid Matty... you spoil us.
1st Star: Veteran Star Nelson Sharfman. He was everywhere. In the net, in the corner, on the scoresheet. Great game... must be because you love those shirts so much....

The fourth period was all you could ask for given the pizza, beer from Matt, Scott, Dr.Jasse and Lizzy. Good conversation and chow. Leading to some interesting discussion of "Nutbags" See pic.

Scott gets the "Family Man" award for bringing his lovely family to the game. Big ups to Mrs. Pounds and her Daughters for being our fans for the evening... even though they sat in the "luxury suites" chowing Chinese Food (no fools the Pounds girls...). This game also resulted in a number of interesting "Overheard in the Parking Lot" quotes. Let's rattle off a few.

"That guy Smeagoled him..."
"Well it's better than getting rubbed out..."

"I'm in no hurry... have to give the wife time to get rid of her hockey night boyfriend..."
"I've been trying to get my wife to get one of those. Give me his email... I'll send him the schedule... hey, do what you want, just so long as I can play hockey."

"Who should I have picked.... Jesus F*in Christ?" This I think led to the "Jesus went second" bit...

Well... thats all I got. As always, comments are welcome and encouraged. Throw something in if you don't see it here.
Good luck to the Cads tonight. Good luck to the Suds on Tues. Updates on both games probably Wednesday.

I guess I do have one more thing.

Big Congratulations go out to Mike Campbell and his wife Laura. She did all the hard work and delivered a healthy baby boy Harrison McKinney Campbell on Thurday evening at 5:45pm. All the best to the newborn and your family from the Schlidaveurs.

That smell in the air... Schlidaveur Aroma!

Schlidaveur Round 3

Friday Night 8:10

Bavis Arena Rockland

Alright team. The time has come again. Time to pick your sides, pick on your teammates, and pick a wedgie... no wait scratch that last one.

Is everyone excited for the next 'daveur?

By everyone I mean those of you that dont...

A. Have something better to do.

B. Are nursing some injury (BS or not)

C. Have some lame excuse like your wife giving birth.

According to management we are looking for players tomorrow night. If you have any prospects send Matt or me an email. Jim Sullivan has already stepped up and recriuted his brother. Lets try to get a few more bodies so that we can play with more than say 7 on 7. That might make for a more enjoyable scenario for all of us.

Also management is interested in anyone that is willing to step up for Beerman and or Post game chow duties. Any and all volunteers will be accepted.

The front office is also considering a game time spliting of the squads given the numbers. We think it may be best just to asses who is there and then divy up the groups as evenly as possible. Any suggestions are welcome.

Any smack talk in the comments section is welcome.

Hell, anyone is welcome. So come on now Schlidaveurs. Lets get this thing pumped up. Bring a friend, make a call, let us know. Lets have some fun tomorrow night.

See you all then.

Zombies win, has a nice ring to it...

Cadavers (9) vs. Windsuckers

Bavis 10:30

Monday 7/9/07

8-4 Win!

A nice win against the CH Terriers who were dressed in Purple and calling themselves the Windsuckers. Almost the same exact roster of guys (and 2 girls) who hung it on us back in May. They had their spiffy skaters again, but this time we had a few of our own. They have a no-face shield guy up front and a young guy (wearing one teal sock and #7) who have the goods. We recruited a player from a previous game (things were looking very thin in the locker room just before game time) to round us out to 10 players. The sub, a guy named Steve, and sub/regular Kevin Parker added some nice depth and made it quite a competitive contest. Nice up and down action for most of the game. Kevin and Steve accounted for 5 of our 8 goals, but management has absolutely no "ringing" regrets given the way these guys stuck it to us last time.

We have Lizzy and her seemingly endless connections to thank for the addition of Steve. Big ups to her. Steve was one of those guys that skates so smooth it looks like he isn't even trying. He's welcome back anytime....

Kevin Parker played great with 4 goals skating on a forward line with Larry (3 assists) and Matvey (2 goals). Nine points is pretty good guys. Looks like we are going to have to give Kevin his own place on the stat sheet given that he just jumped up into first place in scoring. Nice work dude....I think we'll keep ya.

The second forward line was made up of Scott, iJosh, and Ken. They put in some excellent shifts, getting good solid chances, and making the other guys work. iJosh had a goal, Scott had an assist, and Ken drew 2 penalties and took 1 (+1 for the night...). I think Ken will be feeling the second one today for a while. Good work out there.

Our gal Lizzy returned to form with a very solid performance. She made a number of nice stops and even came out and played the puck a couple of times. Great job babe, nice to have you back.

The defense pairings were Steve and George M., and Jeff F. with Mike Hammit. Hammit did a good job not touching anyone or anything after taking his second penalty just a minute or two into the second period. Nice to see you finish the game partner. George had a great night with a pair of assists but had to leave early with a little problem.

Seems that late in the third George knocked down a puck with his glove but it caught him just right and basically "blew up" the end of his finger. He went to the bench streaming blood like a true hockey player (pleasing the hockey gods...no doubt) but called it a night. After some nice help from Kevin and Steve (those guys did everything last night) getting the wound bandaged up he went off to get it looked at. Let's hear from George about how the rest of the night went.

" I was at the Mount Auburn Emergency room until 3:00 AM this morning. The diagnosis: avulsion of the finger tip with significant skin loss (found the skin in my glove later). The finger tip bone is also broken. Only got 5 stitches. Could have had double that, easily. However, there wasn't much viable skin to stitch. It's like my finger tip blew up...weird. The docter really had to think about how and what he was going to stich. The ER essentially stabilized the wound to try and save as much tissue as possible, and used a clotting agent to stop the bleeding where there was no skin. I have a follow-up appointment with a hand specialist today, to see if there is anything else that can or needs to be done.
...Please thank Kevin and Steve for me for the first aid after the game, in the blog. I don't know how I would have driven to Watertown without the temporary bandage. I would have bled all over my car."

Just excellent. George gets the highest marks available as far as the blogger is concerned.

Lets do the game stars.

3rd Star: Matvey Nikhamik and Larry Bell. Matvey did a nice job with 2 goals and hard work all night. Like wise for Larry with his 3 assists.

2nd Star: Kevin Parker. He just keeps producing. 7 goals, 3 assists for 10 total points in only 4 games played. That is a ridiculous 2.5 PPG. Great work.

1st Star: Has to be George "The Bleeder" Moorachain. Hope you recover soon. You can tape it up and still play...right...?

Scoring Update and tonight's roster

Scoring Update.... about mid-season.

A quick scoring update for all you stat hounds. After some careful data collection there was a re-assesment of goals and assists coming from the last Schlidaveur event. This is no surprise given the outrageous score of that contest. Sub Kevin Parker (quickly climbing the leaderboard in production) was shorted a pair of goals and an assist. These do come at a cost to Fosdick Brother #1 (Chris) who had a great night that night.... just not a Super-Human night. Chris and Kevin split the scoring by guys wearing #2 that night and will have 2 goals and 1 assist each.

That has led to a very interesting arrangement atop the points leaderboard. See the new leaderboard right here....

Note: If you are not listed on either catagory it is because you have no points or penalties.

Check out the Points leaders. Newcomer and rising star Matt Elliott is kicking butt and taking names with a well balanced 4 goals and 4 assists for 8 points so far. Also of note is team goal scoring leader Dangerous Dave Spenciner. Check out the logjam of guys with 7 points... Good solid work there from newcomers Jim Sullivan and Kevin Parker. Kevin has been listed as Substitute X ...figuring that we may have more than one guy filling that role. So far he has scored the only points of any of the subs. There was one Game Played by another guy (Matt Cicciari) but all the production is Kevin's. Great work everyone ... should be a fun second half.

Alright... down to the business at hand.

Cadavers(9) vs. Windsuckers

7/9 Bavis 10:30pm

Tonights Roster....

Mike Campbell

Ijosh Greenstein

Jeff Fosdick

Ken Goldenberg

Chris Fosdick

Scott Pounds

Larry Bell

William Pearlman

Mike Hammitt

Kevin Manning

George Moorachian

Lizzy

Email Matt if you are listed and can't make it.....

Also taking volunteers for Beerman....

Flying Zombies KO Generals

Cadavers(8) vs Generals
Monday July 2
Quincy 7:00pm

6-0 Win.

A nice night at the rink. Decidedly better than losing...is winning. An early game at the Quincy Youth Arena for a Monday night with a nice turnout from the Zombies against our old friends the (Washington) Generals. We started with 11 (lost 1 along the way) and played solid for all three periods. There was a "general" consensus of muttering about seeing these guys another 6 or so times before the end of the season. Unfortunately I don't think that's going to happen but hey, we'll take as many of these types of games as we can get.

Great job by both forwards and Defensemen keeping the puck in the attacking zone for a large part of the game. Some nice passing, and to quote Dr.Jasse a few "Tic Tac Toe" setups. Not all ended in goals but enough did to make a comfortable evening of it. These nights turn into confidence boosters and hopefully we can build on it for the second half.

Good night from the front line of Jim Sullivan, Matt Elliott, and Dangerous Dave Spenciner. Those boys collected no less than 5 goals and 2 assists for a dominant 7 point night. Larry Bell (late arrival) did an excellent job rotating through the forwards and collected a goal and a helper on his way. Larry later moved back to D, but we'll have more on that later....

What can you say about Dangerous Dave? He just keeps pouring it on. Another two goals (6 on the season) and a couple of great backchecks that made the D proud. Outstanding work Dave. Sully had a couple of nifty tallys (2 goals 1 asst.), the second a real gem on a turnover (he created) then a slick finish with a wrister. The keeper never had a chance. Matt Elliott had lots of chances and continues his good work with a goal and an assist. He was given some serious 4th period business by D.G. for not finishing on a nice feed.

The second line of IJosh, DJ, and Dr.Jasse was a nice producer all night too. Sometimes it doesn't show on the scoresheet but they did very consistant "mucking and grinding" all evening an had no small amount of quality chances themselves. DJ continues to have the "knack" (re:skill) of being right where she needs to be almost 100% of the time. Not always a dominating physical performance but DJ often comes up with very important poke checks that either stop the other team's momentum or cause a turnover for us. She did this last night on no fewer than 3-4 occasions.

Defensive pairings worked well with DWH and Dan Gregson (I sense we need a nickname here...post comments) as the starting pair and Jeff F. with Mike Hammitt (first half of the game) then Larry (second half) as the second pairing. Another Uber-solid performance by DWH. He collected a pair of assists and continues to be, in the blogger's opinion, our most sound defender (or player overall).

This brings us to the play of OEJ. Another zero for the keeper that never quits. Bad lamp and all, this guy has been Doctor Zero for us. Mike Gash has given up only 1 goal in his last 3 starts for us lowering his GAA to 0.83 and going 4-1-1 over his six total starts. He has had 2 shutouts and 3 games with only 1 against. Top shelf work my friend...top shelf.

Now we move to the man we lost about halfway through. Mike Hammitt has had a good return to the Schlidaveurs but I think its a good thing that the 'coon is going on vacation this week and doesn't have much time. He did tell me that he has his eye on him though....so keep it in mind. Hammitt left us about halfway through the game when after a brief scuffle some face to face jawing led what it usually does...Ham hitting someone and that someone hitting the ice. That was enough for the Zebras to usher Ham to a front row seat outside the glass (and a top spot in the Campbell Award race). Remember...the Coon is watching.

Game Stars.

3rd Star: Dangerous Dave Spenciner. Another 2 goals. You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him.

2nd Star: Jim Sullivan. Two beautiful goals, one unassisted and a helper. Excellent effort all night.

1st Star: OEJ... or Doctor Zero if you will. Another shutout from the man in the spanking new Zombie shirt. Great job.

An early game means the glory of the fourth period. IJosh and Dr.Jasse get the Apres Skate award this week for not only bringing beer, but being the last men standing. Excellent work gents. Kudos to the good doctor for the pics. The blogger loves the pics.....

Cadavers ... a night in the Fog

Cadavers(7) vs. Double Runners
Wednesday June 27th
7:00pm Milton Academy

7-4 Loss.

Its only appropriate that the flying Zombies played in eerie circumstances on Wednesday night, unfortunately it did not lead to any sort of advantage for the crew in red. By all the accounts coming in to the blogger this was a very close and winnable game for the skating dead and almost every account included that word that we don't like to hear...ringer. Of the Double Runners 7 goals four were scored by an individual who looked a little out of place. We've run into this before with this team... so it should come as no surprise.
Given that the Cads were short on regular defensemen, and the presence of the ringer, it sounded like a great effort by all involved in a game that was a 1 goal differential right up to the final minutes.
The zombies took a couple of penalties that ended up costing, but by no means did it sound out of the ordinary. We have to expect 1 or 2 a night anyway...and 2 total isn't bad.
The rink was very hot and foggy and besides that there were no water bottles...management apologizes...until Lizzy's Mom hooked the team up with a big save.
Goal scoring came from Kevin Parker, Jim Sullivan, Roman Kurik, and "Dangerous" Dave Spenciner. Helpers from Nelson Sharfman, Matvey Nikhamik, Kevin, and Dan Gregson.
If I've left anyone out please let me know...
Lets take a look at some first hand accounts from some of the players.

Here's one from the defensive corps:
"...we were in it until the last 3 minutes (down by one but right there the whole game) and then broke down. I personally gave up at least 2 in the last 2 minutes where I laid perfect passes on the sticks of the opposing team right in front of the net for unencumbered goals. Lizzy didn't stand a chance with my performance last night.
Wrought with guilt .... The lingering over this will cause an ulcer for sure. Slight sprain to my left wrist and a goober of a blister on my left foot because I didn't tie up my skates tight enough were just salt in the wound. Sore and pissed."
A little hard on himself in the blogger's opinion but an excellent feel for the end of the game.
Here's another account:
"...a goal scored both times I was in the box and I totally screened Lizzy on a third, I thought I had the angle covered and the kid shot around me and she never saw it. ... Let's see, it was hot as hell in the rink, but the ice was good. We had no water, so Lizzy's Mom went and bought us some ... We really could have beat these guys but penalties were costly... "
Also a bit harsh on himself but we get the point....
Here's one from Dangerous Dave concerning his goal and the game:
" It was maybe my best re-direct ever. I was sitting in the crease screening the goalie getting slashed in the back of the knees and just nudged in a shot from the point. Their goalie never had a chance to react and it went in. ...The rink was balmy w/ fog on the ice and the locker room had to have been 95° w/ 100% humidity. Somehow, no one had the team water bottles. Then, Lizzie's mom showed up and had the water for us. I'm not sure which tasted better: the Poland spring agua or those crab rangoons from a coupla weeks ago"
Great job Dave...you continue to live up to your new nickname.
Now one about Roman's goal:
"Roman scored the 3rd one while being chased by some guy from their team from our blue line trying to hack Roman thinking that he tripped him on purpose :), ... Roman was very determinted to take it to the net from one of the corners, and was able to beat the goalie, after having several great chances earlier in the game."

Good solid reporting team, the blogger wants to thank everyone who contributed to the game story here. Specifically....GJ, MH, DG, NS, MN, RK, DS, and DD. Anyone with more to add is welcome to add a comment to the post...this goes for any game story posts on our home sweet blog....

Uncommon for a loss...but lets do game stars....
3rd Star: DJ. She picked up the score sheet and verified the numbers and rundown of the game. Thanks Deb...way to lookout for the blogger..he is in your debt.
2nd Star: Kevin Parker. A goal and an assist plus all around good play. Thanks for coming out and contributing.
1st Star: There was no debate here at all. Lizzy's Mom. Our number one fan comes up huge with the purchase of a bunch of water bottles on a night when the team really needed it. (management apologizes...again). Not only can we count on her daughter to give her best every night, but we know Moms got our back. Thank you very much.

Good work to everyone who skated.
Zombie Pride ...endures.
Go Zombies.

Power Suds! Schlitz shut down the Blues!

Schlitz(7) vs. Blues
BU 9:10pm , June 26th

3-0 Shutout Win!

This one would have made Lizzy proud. Nice matchup with our old friends the Blues last night at storied Walter Brown Arena. Started off the night looking thin on bodies...but true to late arriving form we rounded out to eleven. An early locker room scare over the dissapearence of one of DWH's skates was quickly resolved when DWH went back tracing his steps and found the skate in a row he had walked down. This was a good omen for the Schlitz who were able on this night to change the "Dreaded Yellow" into the "Glorious Gold" in three short periods. Yes the Suds are back. A couple wins in a row, one being a shutout, ( I know the first was the Schlidaver but...hey a couple wins is a couple wins...right?) and the Gold are back on track now sporting a .500 record of 3-3-1.
Nice effort in the early going as the teams felt each other out, the Gold mounted several chances and passes in the offensive zone. As the First wound down we were holding it in the Blues zone with a nice forecheck by Dan Gregson and solid play from both points DWH & Mike Campbell. Gregson held the puck in the left corner then fed Jeff Fosdick (playing forward) on the right side behind the net. DWH was closing in yelling "pass, pass" and both Blues in the area drew right to him. Catching a glimpse of George "Ace" Moorachain in the slot I slid the puck out to him and he made a great finish putting it past the golie on his right side. 1-0 Suds with about a minute and a half left in the period. Nice.
The second went much the same. Campbell made a trip to the box 3:30 into the period but the Gold held on. The blues held it in our end until a slight fumble by one of the defensemen led to a turnover and breakaway for Jeff F. Remarkably he was able to finish the play with a wrist shot low on the keepers right side for a 2-0 lead on the shorthanded goal. Sweet.
Not to be left out of the fun DWH pressed and forced a great turnover and breakaway for himself that put the Suds up 3-0 with 4 minutes left in the second.
Usually a lead like that makes me nervous. The gold was lookin' tired but we kept up the effort throughout the third and held on for a really nice feeling shutout win. Mike Gash played terrific all night long stoping many, many chances on his doorstep.
This brings me to Stars of the game.....

3rd Star. Matt Kilroy. A nice effort all night and a "team-guy" move by volunteering to be the rotating forward. Matt shifted through both lines nicely and there was not once any confusion about who was going on the ice. Great work.
2nd Star. At the risk of self indulgence I'll give it to myself for 1 shorthanded breakaway goal and a helper on George's ice breaker.
1st Star. Has to be the shutout man himself OEJ. Mike Gash has now got another zero to add to the collection he has earned while playing with the Schildavers. He has consistently turned in solid performances that keep us in games and in the win collumn. OEJ now has played 5 games this summer season giving up only 5 goals for a stellar 1.00 GAA. He has a 3-1-1 record in those games. Great job Mike, I agree with Kevin Manning's assesment...It was vintage Dennis Lemiux ...thanks.

Todays HM section is dedicated to "Where's the love for the D?" George Moorachain.

Honorable Mention 1: DWH. Terrific goal and excellent stabilizing play all night long. Its a treat to have him on the blue line.

Honorable Mention 2: Stephan Wennik . Stephan brought it all night, many time tangling with the one baddie on that squad...blue pants #35. Stephan stayed with him all night taking all kinds of bumps, chops, and holds along the way. I know he drew one of 35's penalties with his hard work and it might have been both.

Great job everyone. Get on the stick for tonight... I think the Zombies need players. If you can make it at all... send Kilroy an email. Also, anyone who skates...someone get the score sheet. Thanks.

Schlidaveur Rd 2 ... the blowout.

Cadavers (6) vs Schlitz (6)

Friday June 22

Bavis Arena 8:10pm

Schlitz 10 Cadavers 1

Woah. Alright. I knew the Suds were desperate for a win but...uh... this was ridiculous. Sounds like there was a little roster shifting just before gametime that the management has been taking a little heat on but we won't be having any of that. Many Suds were late in arriving and before you knew it there was a bit of a mis-match brewing. Sometimes things like this happen, given the number of these games that have come out as a tie we were probably due for one of these anyway.

In general the game sounded like a decent affair with the exception of the scoreboard. Good job to everyone who showed and played. Tough night for some....good night for others. Lets talk about some numbers. They tend to get crazy on nights like this....

Veteran Chris Fosdick had a great night with 6 points. Newby Matt Elliot was almost as good putting up 5 points. Larry Bell was not far behind with 4. Mike Gash obviously continued his strong work only giving up 1 and didn't have any problem with his scoring support.

Some other events of note during the game were sent in by the blogdom. The first concerned a Campbell - Pearlman Sandwich...with Mad Matt as the meat.

Here's one first hand account: " Kilroy was skating around like a man possessed, like a rabid raccoon on skates. So Mike gets him in the corner pinned against the boards with the puck... Kilroy squirming and grinding trying to get away from Campbell...but can't....meanwhile I'm watching the front of the net in case he gets loose....he's not getting loose from Campbell so I skate over, Campbell see's me coming and we SANDWICH Kilroy against the boards. I almost got away with it when the ref put up his arm and told Campbell he was going off...when I hear Campbell yelling at the ref 'WHAT??? You gotta take Pearlman too!!!' so he did and we both went to the box. Ref comes over to the box and says 'you guys are gonna have to earn this shutout'. About 40 seconds later they score."

Nice recap. Can you imagine being stuffed by Pearlman AND Campbell. I shudder to think. Other accounts described a blanket of yellow that came together and removed the Red Zombie (Mad Matt) from sight.

Another incident also involved Campbell (no surprise) and went like this:

"During a battle for the puck in front of one-eyed Jack (OEJ), typically mild mannered DJ got popped by OEJ's waffle and was sent sprawling. Matters were worsened when Campbell fell on her. For a split second, I thought she was going to come up swinging. She was steamin'!"

I bet she was. I'd be steaming (or wheezing) if Campbell fell on me too....

Now that we have that stuff out of the way lets get to the real story behind Schlidaveur #2. Of course the story takes place on the hallowed ground of the parking lot....like so many of our memorable moments. The story of the game was the food brought by rising star Miran James. Here is how the blogdom described the scene:

"The fourth period was visited by the Korean cooking Gods..."

"One word, Blogger-friend o' mine. SUSHI! We've reached a new level. Do you believe we had friggin sushi in the parking lot? It was almost embarassing. The Schlidaveurs events are becoming epic. SUSHI! AND CRAB RANGOON!...AND SPRING ROLLS!"

In the bloggers humble opinion this is just about as good as it gets. Miran is quickly earning the love and respect of Schlidaveurs everywhere with her consistent first-rate culinary contributions. We raise a glass (or bottle) to you Miran. You are welcome with us anytime...even if we kick Greg off the team.

Lets do game stars....

3rd Star: Matt Elliott. *UPDATE* Matt had a different tally on points so it is officially now 2 Goals and 3 Assists for 5 on the night. Nice job...we'll be expecting more from you from now on son....

2nd Star: Chris Fosdick. 2 Goals and 4 Assists for a gaudy 6 point night. Great job...guess you weren't too tired out from your honeymoon...

1st Star: Is there any doubt...? Miran James. Sushi. Spring Rolls. Crab Rangoon. Cookies.... this girl is a multiple threat. You can't defend her. She dominates the 4th Period...and we love her(and thank her) for it. The only lingering question is how she landed with such a chump like Greg. Just kidding Greg...thanks for the pics and thanks for not leaving Miran at home!

Honorable Mention 1: "Doctor" Scott Pounds for a goal and an assist.

Honorable Mention 2: "Doctor" Michael Jasse also for 1 goal and a pair of helpers.

Some pics from the glory of the fourth period....

Friday Night Mini-daveur...they did it all for the cookie!

Cadavers vs. Streetcones

Pick up game

Friday June 15 Bavis 920pm

Big fun from the game that was then wasn’t then was again. The cadavers played a fill in game to help out the other team and it didn’t show. Nice. We'll have to remember that if the Streetcones number ever comes up again for either squad. The upside was that the whole thing turns into a mini-daver with those of us not fully dressed at realization (that there was no opponent) switched and wore the dreaded yellow.
Soon we had talked a few guys (already having a few cold ones) from the previous game and it turned out that the extra goalie equipment was in “da house” so soon we had a full on pick up game with two keepers (thanks to Kilroy) and plenty of skating.
First off don’t ever underestimate the power of Kilroy between the pipes. His squad of flying Zombies played strong scoring first and keeping a tentative lead through most of the game. It wasn't long before Mad Matt was "in the groove" and practicing his "goalie twitch". Of course all this was WAY too much for brother-in-law Mike Campbell who just had to get his shots in. Campbell in a magificent (rare) display of speed and agility cruised into the zone and fired a blazing wrister past the befuddled (but not discouraged) goalie.

Things went back and forth on this one until the game was tied 5-5 and the hour was getting on. The Zombies jumped out to a quick 3 goal lead potting a few quick ones past our gal Lizzy. Some highlights as I recall from the game as it got late were this. (all stats are rough but reasonable estimates).

1. Kenny Goldenberg scores 1 and assists on 3. Always where he needs to be. He did the suds proud.

2. Larry Bell gets the uncontrollable giggles after spinning the blogger around (twice) on his way to one of his 2/3 goals and a few assists on the night. I think it made his season so far. He must be feeling better. I'm just glad I could be a part of it.

3. DJ also skating hard for the Schlitz and winning a big battle to the puck in her own end against "Dangerous" Dave Spenciner. Too bad we didn't get her more shots on Kilroy. I know she had the stuff to get one by him.

4. So the game is getting late. A few guys start departing for the Zombies and the Yellow makes a comeback late. The suds muster 3 relatively quick goals as the Zamboni driver is getting ready to open his gates. Thats right TIED 8-8 and we call "next goal wins". The next rush up the ice Nelson (proudly wearing the handsome yellow) gets a clean break on Mad Matt and ...and.... Matt stuffs the chance and Nelson is left shaking his head over the chance that was. No more than a minute later the Red Zombies score and the 'boni driver hits the gate and the game is over.

Nice finnish to a fun game...even though the Streetcones didn't show.

Stars of the game.

3rd: The guys from the other teams that filled out the rosters so we could have a game.

2nd: Whoever scored. You know who you are.

1st: "Mad" Matt Kilroy for a surprise 9-8 win between the pipes.

The fourth period was very well represented (being Friday night) and all kinds of goodies were to be had. Greg James brought a few bags of cookies (but left his wife at home) that truly enhanced the postgame. Nelson even had to stay. "I don't ever stay for beers. But cookies? Cookies I can stay for."
There was even leftover high-life and freshies from Matt and Campbell.

Soon we were talking nonsense about Comic book characters and their awful big-screen representations... and then watching air-drop videos on George Moorachain's PDA.

Honorable Mention: Miran James. Thanks for the great cookies. Don't let Greg make you stay home again. You are welcome any time.

Overheard in the Parking Lot 1: "We used to call it 'getting it over with'"

Overheard in the Parking Lot 2: "Hey. I think Lizzy just peed in the woods." Nevermind that there are no woods at the Bavis arena and NOBODY should be commenting on what or where their teammates do during postgame....because they might be the next one singled out.

Overheard in the Parking Lot 3: " Nelson is having another, should we take his keys?" "What, after 2 cookies?"

Zombie pride...to the finish.

Cadavers (5) vs. Double Runners
Wednesday June 13th 10:00pm
Brockton
4-2 loss.

A rematch with the team that really stuffed it to the Schlitz a week ago. The week before the Runners definitely had some added talent that was not with them this week. This week they resembled the team that the Cads beat 4-0 back in game 2. These guys are very similar to us....older some talent but not much in the way of mobility or scoring touch. They did however get plenty of chances against us and despite a very strong comeback peformance by our gal Lizzy, hung 4 goals on us in the first two periods. Most of those goals were not even close to being her fault given that on 2 occasions the guy scoring was parked right out front (my guy both times) and on another they got about 15 chances to put it away as most of the Zombies on the ice watched.
This leads me to the second intermission. I looked around at the pained faces of our crew and while trying to catch my breath muttered something about putting something on the board to save our dignity. Well.... we did just that.
Mike Hammitt scores on a nice "seeing eye" slapper from the point to break the ice and the Zombies responded. No question we spent the majority of the third period in their end making them adjust to our game. Matt Elliott follows that with a nice goal right in front on a feed/rebound from Dan Gregson and Kevin Manning. We were the living dead again! Despite the fact that everyone was tired and strugging to make it to the end we did the Zombie colors proud. In the Blogger's opinion its hard to ask for anything more than the effort I saw from all of you in the third. You all delivered, and saved us (a little) face. Its hard to feel good about losing 4-2 but looking back, I do feel pretty good about that fact that we didn't just fold up our tents and go home (which we certainly could have done).
Sitting next to my D partner Kevin on the bench I kept hearing "snakebit...not going our way... no good bounces for us..." that kind of thing. Looking back I have to agree. There were several times when things could have bounced slightly differently and we would have had a number of goals and therefore a totally different game. Not our night, but again I was proud of the effort.
Other notable occurances:
Late in the third Matvey Nikhamik got tangled up with one of their guys (a blowhard) and ended up in a scuffle. They end up in a heap and we have a little pushing and shoving around until the zebras calmed it down. Mr.Hammitt managed to get an ill-advised "third man in" shot from behind but got away with it. He skates on that one given his improved behavior of late and the nice goal. The end result of all of this was a wash in penalties but Matvey had to hit the road. He earned an ejection for fighting and we have some new competition for the Mike Campbell award. Even though he was ejected Matvey's incident was decidedly un-coon worthy.
Game stars...ahhh screw it.
Kudos:
Lizzy for a nice bounce back game against these guys.
Hammitt for the ice breaker and knowing when to skate away.
Matt Elliott for the goal in front....and bringing beer.
Scott Pounds...for bringing beer as well ...Miller High Life even...nice touch.

Lets keep up the good work Zombies...
See you all at the Schlidaveur next Friday!

Suds circle drain....self inflicted loss.

Schlitz(5) vs Tigers
Tuesday June 12th 10:00pm Hingham A
3-1 Loss.

Another tough night at the rink in a season that is quickly turning sour for our heroes in Yellow. By all accounts a very tight game with strong efforts by everyone involved. It seems the Schlitz led the game 1-0 for most of the evening. A few penalties here and there but nothing major, a number of scoring chances but (reccurring theme alert) no finishing touch.
Skating with the lead with about 9:00min remaining the Tigers gained an odd man rush and scored to tie the game. That is apparently when the (reccuring theme alert 2) Gamma Bomb went off.
Apparently immediately after advising M.Campbell to "Be Cool" Pete Capraro ran into some difficulty. Several eyewitness accounts couldn't describe the origin of the incindent but everyone saw the result. "Yard Sale" Capraro went toe to toe with a big defenseman from the Tigers.
Here's one acocunt:
"I see Capraro skating towards their guy swinging his fists like a Rock'Em-Sock'Em, landing body and head blows. "

Here's another:
"...but he did his best impression of a Hanson Brother. A tossed stick, a take down and a kick later; he was escorted to an early shower."

Ok lets here from (hmm cant decide if "Yard Sale" or "Gamma Boy" is better) the man himself. I personally like the "talk like Hulk" bit.... Here it is from a day after email:
"Jump off bench, skate toward zone, freight train slams my body, feet far
above head, back of head hits ice before any body part, come to, attack
other man, other man lands on top of me, I kick him with my skate in
gut, I very mad, I throw stick at wall, I tell ref to call penalty, ref
says we have to work, I say not by allowing freight trains on ice, I
escorted off ice, I pack bags angrily, I come out of locker room, I
throw bag against glass, I leave.
I come to about 1:31PM this afternoon."

Excellent recap. Unfortunate timing. The Tigers score the go ahead on the ensuing powerplay, then add an empty netter in the waning minutes. Once again we die from a self inflicted wound. A tough one to take in what sounded like a winnable game. In all seriousness we really need to remember to keep our heads and stay on the ice if we want to have a chance at winning some of these games. We all get carried away sometimes(this was just Pete's moment) and its hard with the competitive juices flowing I know(I've been known to say and do some foolish things too), but we need all of our skaters to come away with a W. All we can do is try our best. Lets keep at it.

I'm thinking no stars on this one. But we will give out some Kudos....
1st mention: DWH#39. The only goal....unassisted.
2nd mention: The formerly missing goalie. Again a solid night inbetween the pipes, keeping us in the game. At some point we will muster some run...err goal support for him.
3rd mention: Probably an update in 'Coon's corner this morning.
4th mention: There were several complaints to managment about the lack of beer for this game. The Management of Schlidaver Industries wishes to express a heartfelt apology to all those left thirsty at the end of this game. Watch the blog for a new "Beer Czar/Roster" feature....coming soon.
5th mention: Thanks go out to all contributers to the blog. MC, iJ, KM, ....PC. Your emails are essential to construction of this space.
Better luck next time Suds....lets get this thing together before the season really does circle the drain.

Team Stats at the quarter pole. *UPDATE/CORRECTION*

Team statistics at the quarter season mark. Four games played for each team (including 1 Schlidaver) out of a 15 game regular season.

Click on the image to actually read the stats. I haven't figured out how to make it big enough to read in the post.
Let's get to some highlights.

The leaderboard in points has some interesting entries. Big Ups to Dangerous Dave Spenciner holding onto the #2 spot. Dave is off to a great start, tied for the team lead in goals (3) with upstart Pete Capraro and (greybeard...ahem...veteran) Chris Fosdick. Pete, Dave and Dan Gregson round out the "new blood" top five nicely. (The aging Fosdick brothers are the other two...just happy to make the games).
* WOW. Good save by Nelson on the Stat Department missing two of his assists. They were indeed lost in the spreadsheet. That changes our top five slightly with the inclusion of "Lunch-pail Veteran" Sharfman. We can always count on Nelson's gritty approach and work ethic to get results. Good catch Nelson. Consider this a full retraction and apology from the Statistical Analysis Division.*
Good work by both goalies, with Lizzy carrying most of the load and doing a bang up job.

Larry Bell continues his aggressive dominance of the soon to be renamed "Mike Campbell Award" catagory with a strong line of 3 penalties, 8 minutes, and 1 ejection in 3 games played. Larry has also gained a spot in 'coon's corner and probably can't wait for someone to take that spot away from him. All ribbing aside I have a feeling that the points leaderboard has NOT seen the last of Larry Bell....just give him...and his knee some time.

I think in general we have played well. No question that we have brought in some good "new blood" to round out our summer rosters. In particular, Jim Sullivan has shown some nice offence and mobility, Matt Elliott, Kevin Manning and George Moorachian all look like they can help the club(s) big time. Glad to have you all aboard. Also notable is the return of Mike Hammitt who has done an excellent job staying on the ice and in the game so far this season.

Keep up the good work everyone. Let's see how many games we can win over the next four for each team.

The Suds go down...not so easy.

Schlitz(4) vs. Double Runners.
Canton 7:10 June 6th
Loss.
Well....that didn't go the way we wanted it to. Anyone who was left standing in the parking lot about an hour after the game was over will get the donkey photo....Suffice it to say, we played like drunk donkeys...even though I'm pretty sure we were all sober at the start of the game.
To be honest I didn't think that as a team we played all that poorly. We had lots of chances and worked thier zone fairly well. The Runners had a bit of a talent upgrade from the last time we played them. They picked up a guy at gametime that scored 4 for them...but there is no way I'm playing the "ringer" card on this one. We got smoked and that is that. Just remember, we will see these guys at least one or two more times in the near future. This will provide plenty of opportunity for payback, and I suggest we focus on that when their number comes up again.
I'm not giving stars for this game, but in an effort to "keep things positive" I will give out some thanks and kudos.
1st. Our number 1 fan, Lizzy's mom. She stayed and watched the whole thing....like a car wreck in slow motion. A true hockey fan (and mom)...we thank her for her support.
2nd. Goal scorers. DWH (Dan with hands) via Nelson and Dave. Jeff Fosdick and "Dangerous" Dave Spenciner, both unassisted. DWH is always a steady contributer. Dave continues his torrid run with a low slapper that slipped right through the keepers feet. Mine was a slapshot from medium high in the zone (d played soft) to the low far corner. Felt good but didn't do much for us.
3rd. Lizzy. I know that it was definitly not your night but you kept your chin up and tried your best to the end and that's all we can ever ask of you. You know how the blogger feels about you...especially when you bring beer. We love ya babe, and we know you'll come back strong the nest time.
4th. The fourth period survivors. Mike Hammit, Dan Gregson, Lizzy and Jeff. We tried hard to take the sting out of that one...good thing the game was early.
Overheard in the parking lot 1:
"...perfect...like...like perfect teardrops on a popsicle stick..."
Overheard in the parking lot 2:
"Do those guys have a tv? ...I think thats a tv."
"Crap we even lost the 4th period."
"No freaking way...those guys played the game AFTER us."
"Oh yeah...the pussies we played are long gone."
"Yeah, them and their ringer...grumblemublegrmble..."
That's all for now, I plan to post quarter season stats later on today. Get your emails to Matt on your preference for next week (Tues or Weds) and start planning for the next Schlidaveur on Friday the 22nd.
The score last night was 11-3.

Schedule Update! Next 2 weeks!

Team,
Hot off the press we have the schedule for the next two weeks. Matt will send out tenative rosters for the two games next week on Friday. If you know you can't make either night please email him now to avoid the major personel shuffle. Thanks very much. See some of you tonight in Canton. Look for a game summary and story tomorrow and a Stats update before the end of the week.

Tue, Jun 12, 07 HINGHAM/A 10:00 PM SCHLITZ VS TIGERS
Wed, Jun 13, 07 BROCKTON 10:00 PM CADAVERS VS DOUBLE RUNNERS
Fri, Jun 22, 07 BAVIS 8:10 PM CADAVERS VS SCHLITZ

Woo Hoo Schildaveurtime again. Another Friday night...tell your wives/husbands/S.O.'s you are busy that night...or bring 'em along and share the wonder that is....Schlidaveur.

Cadavers(4) vs. Generals 2-1 Win!

Cadavers(4) vs. Generals.
June 4 10:30pm Quincy

2-1 Win!

Come from behind and last second! Woo-Hoo!

Nice job Cads. A decent turnout (after a few bailouts) for a late Monday night game in the Q. From reports that have been coming in this morning it was a tight game, up and down and the Cads had lots of chances. However, it seems our Zombies were down 0-1 until at least the middle of the third period, trailing a very beatable Generals squad who's goalie was having an epic night. Thats when the fireworks started.

Lets take it right from a game account from one of our own: "...Then down 1-0 late in the 3rd period. I [iJosh] scored to tie the game from the slot (from George and Roman). Then with about 8 seconds left in the game the man who will no longer be a bachelor[Chris Foz], took a pass and crossed over the blue line. Took a wicked shot and with 1 second left on the clock we had a 2-1 lead. "

Another account went like this: "We played against Iron Man goalie last nigh, but your brother had THE most classic 1 second left finishing shot to win the game, that man deserves a harem of naked women."

[Dont tell any of the Muslim extreamists that they can get this treatment without killing themselves....our league will be overrun.]

Now that's a nice way to finnish the game! Way to go Zombies! A come from behind win is always exciting no matter what the level. Big Kudos to all of you.

Lets get right to the stars of the game.

3rd Star- Mike Gash. The triumphant return of the keeper continues. Mike is well on his way to constructing an impressive GAA (1.00) this season. Way to go Mike. Good game.

2nd Star- iJosh Greenstein. A third period goal to tie the game from George and Roman. Described by one as a "wicked wrister". Great job Josh. You also get kudos for your game summary email. The blogger appreciates all contributions.

1st Star- What else can you say? Chris Fosdick for an impressive, timely, wicked awesome slapshot, go ahead goal with...that's right, 0:01 left on the clock! That is just about as good as it gets. Given that we are going to lose Chris to his impending nuptuals and ensuing honeymoon for the next couple of games, this was a tremendous contribution. Nice job 'bro. All our best to you from the Suds and the Zombies this coming weekend.

Schlidaveur Rd 1 goes to...your sistah. 1-1 Tie!

Cadavers(3) vs Schlitz(3) Canton June 1 9:30pm 1-1 tie.
They say ties are like kissing your sister....well there you have it. You bunch of sister kissers ended up all knotted up at 1 on Friday night. Sounded like a good turnout and a fun game up and down the ice. Your humble blogger was more than a little upset at not being there. However...the news of the night was this. Back from his tour of Europa and the "sub-continent" on the back of a wobbly red tandem bike...administrator extrodinaire Matthew Kilroy! Yee haw. Welcome back Matty.

Matt wins 1st star of the game honors for a surprise skate, the pizzas for fourth period and for overall being a nice guy. Way to go Matt.
2nd Star of the game goes to Pete Capraro. By all accounts a nice goal to tie the game on a feed from D.J. Pete was boosted into second place by his involvment in the game's most celebrated incident. More on that later....
3rd Star goes to "Dangerous" Dave Spenciner! A nice goal while camped out front. Why is Dave "dangerous"? CUZ HE SCORES! Way to be there Dave.

Honorable Mention 1: Both goalies. Nice job giving up only 1 to both of you. Mike...nice to have you back dude. By all accounts you both had very solid games.

Honorable Mention 2: Mike Jasse. Way to go bringing your camera and providing the early pics from this game. Thanks man....your blogger friend is in your debt.

Incident of the Game: Goes to "Rampaging Hulk-like" Stephan Wennik! I didn't see it but accounts of Stephan's "massive" hit on Pete Capraro have been burning up my inbox all day.

Here is one report...."At the end of the 3rd period with the score tied 1-1, Stefan thought he saw Pete taking some liberties with a teammate in the Schlitz crease. Thinking of all the hacks and slashes Pete had dealt him throughout the game, he charged in from the blue line and hit him with a nice high cross check. The ref somehow thought this deserved a penalty."

Another from Pete himself: "I was sitting on the bench taking a sip from my water bottle 40 seconds after the whistle blew, when out of nowhere mild mannered Clark Kent turned into the raging incredible Hulk and unleashed his fury upon me, doing a Pete Rose across the boards into my upper torso, resulting in significant dishevelment."

I'll let it go this time but dude...the Hulk's alter ego was Dr. Bruce Banner. Sheesh.

A victim of Caprapo's "enthusiasm" had this to say: "...the only thing that I'd add is a bit of context on the Stephan vs Pete hit toward the end of the game. Pete had high/lowed me over his goalie (mike) b/c I had hooked him a few minutes earlier (and gotten away w/ it). Pete's comment at the time was something like, "don't worry about it; I'll get you back..." So when pete had the chance to take me out, he did. Stephan saw the hit and rushed in to come to my aid. His hit on pete was both devastating and perfectly timed. In the end, we all came up smiles."

Finally my favorite account..."Stefan CLOCKED Pete Capraro-the hit came out of nowhere and sent Pete sprawling. Kudos to Pete for not retailiating....but Stefan should keep his head up during the next game!"

Indeed those boys are guaranteed to be playing opposite each other in the future.

Glad to hear everyone had fun and the 4th period was very well represented with a parking lot departure for several after 1am. Way to go team.

Overheard in the parking lot: " I used this poncho to keep the beer cold..."

Chris Foz and Larry on a rush.....

Post goal congrats for Dave

The Cad's pump up between periods

The time has come....Schlidaveurtime!

Tonight Canton 9:30pm
Ahh. The time has come again. Have fun tonight team. I fear I may not be with you this evening...but I will be in spirit. Bring back your stories and accomplishments to the blog. Someone bring some water bottles...for both squads! Someone has at least the one other bag of pucks.
Late roster notes....
Hammitt is out
Sullivan is out
K.Manning and J.Fosdick out
in are
Matt Cicciarri
Lizzy's friend.
Both goalies are confirmed. So enjoy yourselves. I wish I could be there to take some pics for this space.
I'll need the score sheets and whatever "game story" material you have for me. Send me an email with your comments.
Remember....Just like 'ol Coach Dunlop used to say....."get that stick in his side...LET 'EM KNOW YOU"RE THERE!"
Not too many PIMs tonight though.....play clean. Have fun.
Somebody please get a group photo with a cellphone or something!!!!!!!! Please.

GO SUDS!
GO ZOMBIES!